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Not When You’re in Them

Stu­dent #1: Did you end up tak­ing her to Sea­World or Busch Gar­dens or some­thing?
Stu­dent #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Stu­dent #1: See, I think that’s kinky.

Michi­gan State Uni­ver­si­ty

Trans­la­tion: Sex With You Is­n’t Worth the An­noy­ance Of Your Com­pa­ny

Emo chick: So then she glared at me. In a mean way, not a hap­py way.
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
Emo chick: Huh?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: You know, I just don’t think this is go­ing to work out.
Emo chick: Wait. You’re break­ing up with me? Here? Why?
Nor­mal look­ing boyfriend: Well, I was­n’t plan­ning on it, but hon­ey, you did­n’t like Watch­men and you’ve nev­er read or seen The Princess Bride. Clear­ly we’re just two very dif­fer­ent peo­ple.

Flagstaff, Ari­zona

Over­heard by: nayvera