Archive for the ‘Relationships’ Category

…So Now Joe and I Are Dat­ing.

Nine-year-old: Lo­gan al­most got a girl­friend!
Six-year-old: Re­al­ly?
Nine-year-old: Yep. Re­mem­ber Court­ney?
Six-year-old: With the glass­es?
Nine-year-old: Yeah. He asked her out on the bus, but she said no. Af­ter that, Joe was like, “I want a girl­friend,” and I was like, “yeah, I know. Me, too, bud­dy. Me, too.”

Swim­ming Pool
Louisiana

No! Haven’t You Been Lis­ten­ing?

La­dy 1: So they’re get­ting mar­ried now.
La­dy 2: But I thought she had a ba­by.
La­dy 1: Yes, but it’s his broth­er’s. See, her sis­ter want­ed to be with him so she told him her sis­ter could­n’t have nor­mal chil­dren. It turns out she’s the one who can’t have chil­dren.
La­dy 2: Oh… so they’re get­ting mar­ried?

Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: Con­fused lis­ten­er