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Should’ve Re­al­ized He Was­n’t “Cho­sen” When He Nev­er Got Picked for T‑Ball

Girl to friend: So he was al­ready cry­ing be­cause he found out we weren’t Jew­ish. Then he was like, “But aunt Jill is Jew­ish! Why aren’t we?!” My mom had to ex­plain that Jil­l’s her best friend, not her sis­ter. So then he found out we weren’t re­lat­ed to Ja­cob and every­one. So he cried even hard­er.
Friend: Wow.
Girl: Yeah, but he was like 10, so he should have just sucked it up.

Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Tyler

That’s the Foun­tain on the Right

Loud guy in restau­rant: So, we were out shop­ping and there were all these women in burkas tak­ing pic­tures of each oth­er. How fuck­ing point­less is that? It’s not like they’re go­ing to look back af­ter­wards and go, ‘Oh, look, there’s Doris by the foun­tain!’

Eng­land