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Good Point –No Ef­fect on Re­li­gious Be­liefs

Pro­fes­sor: Now, if we did elim­i­nate ill­ness and achieved im­mor­tal­i­ty there might be se­ri­ous re­li­gious reper­cus­sions. Can any­one think of how this might af­fect re­li­gious be­liefs?
Bim­bette: Well, like, if Hitler were im­mor­tal, he would, like, go to jail for, like, a mil­lion years and then, like, chill out for eter­ni­ty, you know?

Eter­nal Youth and Im­mor­tal­i­ty Sem­i­nar
Lafayette Col­lege, Penn­syl­va­nia

Over­heard by: knows that Hitler would still be dead be­cause he SHOT him­self