Archive for the ‘Restaurants’ Category

Wait– What Ex­act­ly Are You Us­ing As a Vol­ley­ball?

Mom to three-year-old son un­der the ta­ble: Whatcha’ doin’ un­der there, bud­dy?
Three-year-old son: Play­ing vol­ley­ball.
Dad: Vol­ley­ball? Smells like you’re poop­ing your pants.
Three-year-old son, gig­gling: I am.
Three-year-old son’s sis­ter to friend: See, I told you it was­n’t the food.

Los Tres Ami­gos Mex­i­can Restau­rant
Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Scott

Plus, That’s Chick­en

20-some­thing guy, about his sushi: This takes me back to when I used to live in Japan.
Brunette: When did you ever live there?
20-some­thing guy: No, I mean in my past life.
Brunette: What makes you think you were Japan­ese?
20-some­thing guy: Be­cause ever since I was lit­tle I have al­ways loved seafood.
Brunette: … Maybe you were a fish.
20-some­thing guy: Not cool.

Sushi restau­rant
Worces­ter, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Wall­flower

Um, What?

Tired restau­rant pa­tron: Why would Reese’s Pieces put out rhe­sus mon­keys? That’s just wrong!

Restau­rant
Ocala, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Ful­ly aware restau­rant pa­tron