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I’m Like, “Look at All These Dish­es– What’s Your Prob­lem?”

Drunk 40-year-old dude #1, stand­ing in line for the bath­room: Well, there are four sinks. We on­ly need two with the num­ber of peo­ple I’ve seen wash their hands.
Drunk 40-year-old dude #2: Yeah. There was this one time I was pee­ing in the sink at home, and my wife walked in. She was pissed. Good times.

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We Thought On­ly Amer­i­cans Knew This Lit­tle About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s ur­gent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tam­pon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it of­ten. Not too of­ten, be­cause once I changed it too much and got chlamy­dia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

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