Archive for the ‘Restroom’ Category

Is­n’t This a Show on TLC?

Guy to girl: I know these peo­ple out in Col­orado, and they’re like to­tal­ly broth­er and sis­ter, and they’re mar­ried! I mean, they had to sign some­thing say­ing they’d nev­er have chil­dren, but they’re to­tal­ly mar­ried!

Night­club Bath­room
Co­lum­bia, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: RW

Last Time I Tried That, the Oth­er Girl and I Both End­ed Up with Con­cus­sions

(wom­en’s re­stroom, a man in a San­ta suit en­ters)
Drunk woman: Hey, you’re not a boy!
Re­stroom at­ten­dant: You mean he’s not a girl.
Drunk woman: Yeah, you’re not a girl!
Drunk San­ta: Ho ho ho, ladies! I just want­ed to see what you want­ed for Christ­mas!
Drunk woman: Huh?
Re­stroom at­ten­dant: I want mon­ey, ha­ha!
Drunk San­ta: Then cross your labia, ladies, and mer­ry Christ­mas!
(he leaves)
Drunk woman: Wait, what?

Chica­go, Illi­nois

Over­heard by: Eliz­a­beth

No Won­der I Keep Pass­ing Out!

Girl in bath­room stall #1: I have re­al­ly ex­cit­ing news!
Girl in bath­room stall #2: You just saved a bunch of mon­ey on your car in­sur­ance?
Girl in bath­room stall #1: No. When I bought these pants they fit, and now they are too big! I’ve been try­ing to lose some weight.
Girl in bath­room stall #2: That’s great! What size are they?
Girl in bath­room stall #1: Um­mm… 25s.
Girl in bath­room stall #2: That’s like a size ze­ro. Why are you try­ing to lose weight?
Girl in bath­room stall #1: Oh, is that too small or some­thing?

Restau­rant Bath­room
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts