Archive for the ‘San Francisco’ Category

Yeah, I’ve Had to Tell Tom­my Hil­figer’s Peo­ple No

Hobo #1, hold­ing gal­lon of wa­ter: I’ve been try­ing to drink a lot of wa­ter. You need to clear that tox­ic shit out. You col­lect lots of, uh, what they called? En­dorse­ments. Your body just builds up these en­dorse­ments, and they poi­son you! I think that’s what they’re called… You know what I mean?
Hobo #2: [Nods know­ing­ly.]

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Rich

We’ve Lived a Life­time in This One El­e­va­tor Ride

Pro­fes­sion­al­ly dressed Asian girl (in a low voice): I can’t be­lieve you showed that girl your pubes, man!
Short, pudgy Asian guy (in a low in­dig­nant voice): Well *I* can’t be­lieve you showed her your in­nie nip­ple!

El­e­va­tor, Mont­gomery Street
San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Mc­Nasty