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Though I’ve Al­ways Found the Growl­ing Very Al­lur­ing

Plain Jane: Fin­ish eat­ing, so we can go out­side!
Goth girl: Quit boss­ing me around! I just got out of line five min­utes ago; it’s not my fault that it’s 12:45 and I’ve on­ly eat­en half of my lunch!
Pop­u­lar boy to goth girl: I don’t think I’ve ever heard you speak be­fore.

School Cafe­te­ria
El Pa­so, Texas

It Was All, “What Am I, a Fuck­ing Cow?”

Red­neck girl: So do you wor­ship cows?
Hin­du boy: Yes, that’s part of our re­li­gion.
Red­neck girl: No, I mean you. Do you wor­ship cows?
Hin­du boy: Yes! I do, my peo­ple do, it’s our re­li­gion!
Red­neck girl: So when you go to church, there’s a cow there?
Hin­du boy: No, we don’t go to church.
Red­neck girl: Have you ever gone cow-tip­ping?
Hin­du boy: What’s that?
Red­neck girl: It’s when you run up to a cow in the mid­dle of the night and push it over and it goes “mooooooooo!” I tried to tip a horse once, too, but it just looked at me.

High School
North Car­oli­na