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What Ap­ple?

Girl­friend: You’re still ty­ing your shoes with bun­ny ears?
Boyfriend: The oth­er way is re­al­ly hard!
Girl­friend: It’s so easy!
Boyfriend: Look, I have to do the bun­ny ears. I can’t tie my shoes the oth­er way. It’s like, the bun­ny goes around the tree 50 bil­lion times, then hides in its hole, comes out and the mon­goose chas­es it… Then the rab­bit eats the ap­ple!

High school
Ham­burg, New York

And Get That Han­nah Mon­tana Ring­tone I’ve Been Want­i­ng

Hip­ster boy: So, are you do­ing that post-bac pre-med thing?
Hip­ster girl: I dunno…I don’t re­al­ly know what I wan­na do.
Hip­ster boy: Re­al­ly, you don’t wan­na do med­i­cine any­more?
Hip­ster girl: I dun­no, I wish I could like, win the lot­tery. Then I’d go to like, Ghana, and just save peo­ple.

NYU El­e­va­tor