Archive for the ‘School [Elem., Middle, & High]’ Category

It Makes Up for My Lack Of Boobs.

Short Asian chick to tall white guy: Oh my gawd, I’ve got it! So, heat rises, right? So it’s probably all warm up there where you are, and down here with the normal people it’s cold, and that’s why you don’t think it’s cold, even though it’s freaking freezing! Gawd, I love being an Asian! I come up with the most genius shit!

Muirlands Middle School
La Jolla, California

We Had No Idea What They Were, Either.

Short girl: So, what do you do with the pen cap condoms?
Much taller girl: Okay, you take them…and you throw them out.
Short girl: You don’t like…reuse them or something?
Much taller girl, smiling: Do you reuse normal condoms?
(short girl laughs)
Much taller girl, seriously: Don’t just wash those and reuse them.

Onteora HS
Boiceville, New York

Overheard by: Toasted

Have You Learned So Little from The Sweetest Thing?

Teen girl in bathroom #1: I’d hate to be a guy and have to use a urinal.
Teen girl in bathroom #2: Oh yeah, that thing looks unsanitary.
Teen girl in bathroom #1: Not even that, but like if you had to go poop then everyone would know it.
Teen girl in bathroom #3: You can’t poop in a urinal?

High School
Coral Springs, Florida

You Are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

Spanish teacher: And you really have to be careful what you eat, because they have a lot of E. Coli problems.
Teenage girl: E. Coli? Like in those commercials with the cough drops?
Spanish teacher: What?
Teenage girl: Y’know, like the “Eeee-coliiii…”

Jersey Shore High School
Pennsylvania

Overheard by: shana yo mamma