Teacher to chatty class: Everyone, quiet, we have to go over this!
(class continues chatting)
Guy in the back: I will kill you all.
(class falls silent)
High School
Chesapeake, Virginia
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What Apple?
Girlfriend: You’re still tying your shoes with bunny ears?
Boyfriend: The other way is really hard!
Girlfriend: It’s so easy!
Boyfriend: Look, I have to do the bunny ears. I can’t tie my shoes the other way. It’s like, the bunny goes around the tree 50 billion times, then hides in its hole, comes out and the mongoose chases it… Then the rabbit eats the apple!
High school
Hamburg, New York
I’m Still Not Having Your Baby, Curtis
Large black male student to tiny white female student: Stretch marks are awesome! They make you look like a tiger! (makes tiger claw gesture) Raaar!
High School
Lincoln Park, Michigan
Overheard by: The teacher
We’re Lucky the Wildfires Keep Us Safe
Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that’s crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.
High School
Scottsdale, Arizona
Can’t Answer. Crashing.
Skinny boy at the back of the classroom: I had a Pop-Tart for breakfast!
Teacher, horrified: Why? Oh my god, why?!
Middle School
North Carolina
The More Absurd It Is, the Better. Like Christianity
Gym teacher, during stretches: If you do it this way, it makes it easier and also more challenging.
Henry Wise Wood High School
Calgary
Canadia
Which Explains Our 1980’s Haircuts
Sophomore #1: I mean, I don’t really keep up with current events that much.
Sophomore #2: You need watch the news. Seriously. It’s the twentieth century.
High School
Kentucky
Overheard by: Oh, high school
That’s What You Said Outside That Jonas Brothers Concert!
Girl to friend, after unsuccessfully trying to open locked front doors: Maybe they’ll let us in if we bang hard enough.
High School
San Francisco, California
You’re Just Supposed to Be Having Sex Shamefully in Cars and Stairwells
Boy: Yo soy sexy.
Teacher, hyperventilating: You can’t say you’re sexy! You’re only fifteen years old!
Spanish Class
El Paso, Texas
And Get That Hannah Montana Ringtone I’ve Been Wanting
Hipster boy: So, are you doing that post-bac pre-med thing?
Hipster girl: I dunno…I don’t really know what I wanna do.
Hipster boy: Really, you don’t wanna do medicine anymore?
Hipster girl: I dunno, I wish I could like, win the lottery. Then I’d go to like, Ghana, and just save people.
NYU Elevator
