Archive for the ‘Science’ Category

If You’d Like to Know How Sound Car­ries, Con­sult the School Nurse

Bi­ol­o­gy teacher: [bad­ly draws a woman singing in­to a mi­cro­phone, which looks sus­pi­cious­ly like a woman about to give head] If you take this, for ex­am­ple…
[class laughs]Biology teacher: [steps away from board and sees what class is laugh­ing about] Uh…[erases draw­ing]… We’re just not go­ing to draw to­day.

Con­necti­cut

Are You Preg­nant?

Girl­friend: You still have Jack Daniels in my fridge! All nice and frozen. Well, it’s not frozen be­cause al­co­hol has a high freez­ing point, but it’s been in there for months so it’s as “frozen” as it’s gonna get, well, not re­al­ly be­cause…
Stressed-out boyfriend: Woman! Too many words in that sen­tence!

Saint Pe­ter’s Col­lege
New Jer­sey