Archive for the ‘Scotland’ Category

What Flavor? Soylent Green Tea? Rocky Rhoda?

Girl: Look, if I buy you an ice cream, will you stop talking about cannibalism?
Guy: Maybe.

Edinburgh
Scotland

And Since Your Sister Got Crushed by That House, You’re All I’ve Got!

Drunk guy outside window: I didn’t storm the beaches of Normandy so you could fly around on pieces of wood!

Montague Street
Glasgow
Scotland

Overheard by: sarah (trying to sleep here!)

But I Do Need to Pass His Class…

Exasperated girl in the middle of the street: I really don’t feel like taking my shirt off for this guy!

St. Andrews
Fife
Scotland

Overheard by: Nina

Surprise!

Shopper, examining fish: So, have you had any perverts coming in here yet?
Shop assistant: No… Not yet.

Edinburgh
Scotland

Overheard by: Lena

On the Plus Side, We’ve Finally Found a Decent Place for Our Slip-n-Slide

Loud woman on phone: I was at the funeral on Wednesday and Melvin was sitting in the pew behind me. Halfway through the ceremony he leans forward and goes: “We’re at the wrong funeral!” So we had to get up and find the right one. When we got there, the hill was so steep the hearse couldn’t get up the hill! It was awful!

Train
Aberdeen
Scotland

Yesterday You Said Genius Was 1% Inspiration and 99% Marbles

Little girl to mother: Revenge is made from marbles.

Aberdeen
Scotland

Overheard by: Fiona

I’m Contemplating a Few Craft Projects of My Own

Scottish hipster: So, we find him tied to this pole near the railway tracks, stripped and covered with tar.
English hipster: Tar? So, is that easy to get around here?

The Lot
Edinburgh
Scotland