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On the Plus Side, We’ve Fi­nal­ly Found a De­cent Place for Our Slip-n-Slide

Loud woman on phone: I was at the fu­ner­al on Wednes­day and Melvin was sit­ting in the pew be­hind me. Halfway through the cer­e­mo­ny he leans for­ward and goes: “We’re at the wrong fu­ner­al!” So we had to get up and find the right one. When we got there, the hill was so steep the hearse could­n’t get up the hill! It was aw­ful!