Four-year-old girl on push scooter, to mum: The steering is counter-intuitive!
Oxfordshire
England
Archive for the ‘Sensory experiences’ Category
Why Professors Rarely Ask Students to Introduce Themselves on the First Day Of Class Anymore
Nerd: I don’t know about you, but I have trouble being romantic when I’m sweating to death.
Community College
Illinois
Overheard by: adderall driven
Instead, I’ll Discuss Your Pain With This Complete Stranger
Boyfriend to gas station attendant: She slept with the entire football team in high school.
Girlfriend: Maybe, but I still wouldn’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Really? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!
Richmond, Virginia
Hmm, Yeah– Maybe We Shouldn’t Write Our Own Vows
Male student: This one time I pissed in a trash bag, and I stuck my head in there just to see how bad it would smell.
Female student: What?
Male student: It was so hot and I was like sweating.
Springside School/Chestnut Hill Academy
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: spectaculore
Is That a Baby Bird in Your Bangs?
30-something #1: Last night I was brushing my hair, cause you know I haven’t owned a hair brush in a year… And all these sticks and grass and dirt kept falling out.
30-something #2: You are a dirty hippie, you need to use some soap!
30-something #1: I don’t like labels, man. I don’t have soap.
30-something #2: True, man, labels are whack. But dude, you smell.
Hostel
New Mexico
Overheard by: Alex
Just Obeying That Big “P” Sign Over There
Guy #1: You smell like urine.
Guy #2: Good!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/350891655/im-halfway-to-my-goal.html
Overheard by: time for a shower?
When Aunt Jemima Eats Burritos, Everyone Knows It.
Churchgoer to another: Did you fart? Something smells like buttermilk.
Methodist Church
Knoxville, Tennessee
Overheard by: Nick
Naturally, It’s Huge
Young mom, looking disgusted at a paparazzi photo of Pamela Anderson: That’s disgusting.
Four-year-old son: What?
Young mom: Honey, what’s wrong with this picture?
Four-year-old son: I can see her penis.
Bowling Alley
Indiana
Overheard by: Aunt Oblivious
…So I’m Afraid I’ll Have to Decline Your Offer.
Macy’s sales clerk: Now this cologne is $19.99 for the large bottle and comes with the free teddy bear.
Large woman spilling out of leopard-print tube top, sniffing: This is nice… It’s real classy smelling.
Richmond, Virginia
Overheard by: I don’t discriminate; I hate everybody.
New Yorkers: We Thought It Was Clean
Girl #1: I wonder if vegans get on the metro and, like, can’t sit down because the seats are leather.
Guy: No, this is pleather.
Girl #2: If it were leather it would smell like it.
Guy: No, that’s only clean leather.
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Vegan sitting on the Metro
