Little girl to friend: You little… Butter, I’m going to whip you up until you smell like rotten juice!
Park Playground
Tacoma, Washington
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Her Case Made It to the Supreme Court.
Woman, passing We Will Rock You theater: I mean, how can they *guarantee* to blow your mind?
Yonge Street
Toronto
Canadia
I Like the Colors in My LSD Trip to Arrive in a Predictable Sequence
Young woman: Sometimes I feel like I’m in the seventies.
Friend: What? Why?
Young woman: Well, I mean… It’s usually just when I look at stoplights, like the yellow ones.
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Overheard by: that makes one of us
Um, That’s What You Said About Anal.
Worldly hipster: Do you drink?
Very naive girl: No, tried it once, didn’t like the taste.
Worldly hipster: Do you like tea?
Very naive girl: Yes.
Worldly hipster: Good, then you’ll like beer.
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: The RJP
The Unkindest Cold Cut Of All
Young son, after burping loudly: I burped!
Father: Does it smell like baloney?
Young son: No…?
Father: Then you’re not a man yet!
Rockville, Maryland
Overheard by: Big D.
David Arquette Loves Visiting the U.K.
Quiet, intense, plain chubby girl to skinny guy with child-molester mustache: When you fuck me, choke me.
Leamington Spa
England
Overheard by: Blee
Axe Finally Made a Body Spray Women Like
Girl: What smells like lemon poppy seed cupcakes?
Guy: It might be my penis.
Bayonne, New Jersey
Divorce the Second Woman and Marry the First, Guys
Woman #1: I love the smell of rain.
Woman #2: The only thing I smell is elephant shit.
Alabama State Fair
Overheard by: Wendy and Joe
…But the Security Guard Was All, “Public Fountains Aren’t Toilets!”
Drunk guy to friend: And it was like a mini-orgasm. I swear, it was the best pee ever.
Monash University Dorms
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Australian L
I Knew I Shouldn’t Have Done Double Shots Last Night
Chick holding both sides of head: This side of my head hurts!
Verona, New Jersey
