Archive for the ‘Servers’ Category

Es­pe­cial­ly the One from Lit­tle House on the Prairie

Very ob­nox­ious drunk man to long-suf­fer­ing wait­ress: Hey, what’s your name, any­way?
Wait­ress (cold­ly): Melis­sa.
Drunk man (soft­ly): Awww, my daugh­ter’s name is Melis­sa.
Wait­ress: Well, I’m sor­ry to be the one to tell you this, but we usu­al­ly turn out slut­ty.

Bar
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Worth a Shot

Mom: I’ll have a di­et Coke.
Dad: I’ll have an iced tea.
10-year-old girl: I’ll have a Bai­ley’s cof­fee.
Wait­ress: Um… Can I see some ID?
10-year-old girl: Okay, I’ll just have cof­fee, then.

Cheese­cake Fac­to­ry
Mil­wau­kee, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: around the cor­ner