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So Gay Men Aren’t the Tar­get De­mograpic for That?

Straight girl: So then we were mak­ing out, and it was re­al­ly good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, is­n’t this sto­ry sup­posed to be about how good he was at go­ing down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I’m get­ting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is re­al­ly tak­ing too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Se­ri­ous­ly. I mean, we don’t re­al­ly like hear­ing about straight hookups any­way. It’s gross. We’re just hu­mor­ing you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eat­ing sto­ry I’ve heard all day.

San Fran­cis­co, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: TMI

And Should I Be Buy­ing One Im­me­di­ate­ly?

Yale po­lo play­er #1: What are all those peo­ple do­ing on old cam­pus?
Yale po­lo play­er #2: Prob­a­bly “Soc­cer for Dar­fur” or some­thing. I hate fake ac­tivism like that.
Yale po­lo play­er #3: You mean “S’­mores for Dar­fur,” right?
Yale po­lo play­er #1: I keep hear­ing that word, “Dar­fur.” What does it even mean?

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Over­heard by: Over­heard at Yale