Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

I Call It Comparison Shtupping

Chick: So, what did you and Kev do last night?
Sorostitute: We got drunk and had sex.
Chick: You’re a walking fucking disease.
Sorostitute: What? How am I supposed to know what I want unless I drunkenly sleep with a bunch of people I don’t want?

Ohio State University
Columbus, Ohio

Did You Just Whinny?

Redhead: If I were a horse, I would totally do this one [points to horse in magazine].
Blonde: If you were a horse, you would do them all.
Redhead: Yeah! There’s the Quarter Horse, the Mustang, the Appaloosa, and the Arabian. Ohhh, the Arabian! [Shivers.]

Raleigh, North Carolina