Professor: I advise you all to make love, at least once, outside in the rain. It’s the best feeling in the world.
Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York
Overheard by: Mackenzie
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
Eh, You’d Say Just About Anything for a Slice.
Bogan girlfriend: You don’t loves me! You don’t loves me!
Bogan boyfriend: What do you mean I don’t loves you? I fucks you and buys you a pie!
Armidale
Australia
Though I’m Still Working on Context
Girl walking with two guys: I’m going to teabag you! …I’m so glad I know what that means now!
WSU
Pullman, Washington
Overheard by: Rachel
Thank Goodness I Got the Rollover Slut Plan
College girl on cell: So, it’s all good? Cause I’m just re-using the same guys over and over! My number doesn’t go up!
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/396687245/only-one-of-us-is-fooled.html
Overheard by: just eating my pizza
A Simple Misunderstanding About the Meaning of “Gearhead”
Guy to friend: So now I get text messages from her every day saying she wants to fuck on the hood of my car!
Lehigh University
Bethlehem, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Timbo
And P.S.- You Might Want to Wash Your Face
Frat boy: Hypothetically speaking, if you were on your period, would you invite a guy to go home with you? Like, if it was your third day and you weren’t having a very heavy flow?
Sorority girl: Justin, this doesn’t sound very hypothetical.
University of Iowa Library
Iowa City, Iowa
Something Approximately the Size Of a Baby Carrot
Old lady: I’m not very hungry, I’m gonna have something small.
Old man: If you wanted something small, we would have stayed at home and I would have given you something small.
Lester’s Diner
Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Even Those Who Didn’t Have Much in the Top Department
Girl on phone talking about going to a strip club for the first time: I mean, I really felt bad for those girls, they like, had to dance around topless!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: What did she think strippers did?
Possibly the Apocalypse?
Loud woman to friend: So I said to her, “I gotta go. Linda’s avocado is ripe and you know what that means.”
Portland, Maine
Overheard by: Taffy Doublewide
That’s Your Answer to Everything!
Preppy girl #1: You know you can’t have sex for like, six moths after you have an abortion?
Preppy girl #2: That’s stupid! Why wouldn’t you just fall down some stairs?
Classroom
Ontario
Canadia
