Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Mir­ror, Mir­ror on the Hill/ Who’s the Slut­ti­est at McGill?

Girl #1: You are def­i­nite­ly slut­ti­er than I am!
Girl #2: No way. You are!
Girl #1: You are sleep­ing with two guys!
Girl #2: You sleep with guys and don’t call them back…ever.
Girl #1: Is that slut­ty?

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2008/04/25/1–800-big-slut/

Over­heard by: cy­bertheque

For Some Rea­son, They Nev­er Had Vanil­la

Mr. Hon, hang­ing on car door: Hon! Tell mom here ex­act­ly where that swingers’ club is, that I took you to on your birth­day.
(wife says some­thing un­in­tel­li­gi­ble as she walks down path to­wards car)
Mom, sit­ting in car: Oh! That’s where I used to buy ice cream when I was a lit­tle kid!

Pub­lic Pond
Ket­ter­ing, Ohio

It Was “Flo­ral­Nosegay”

Guy on com­put­er: Fuck, I al­ways for­get my stu­dent e‑mail pass­word.
Girl: Why?
Guy: I’ve al­ways used the same pass­word for every­thing for years but when I tried it on black­board it was all “oh, you can’t have ‘gay’ in your pass­word.”

Li­brary
Tal­la­has­see, Flori­da

Over­heard by: Who us­es