Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category

Every­one Feels Like This When They See Tom Cruise

Girl #1: Shit!
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: I for­got to ask him if he’s gay!
Girl #2: But you don’t even know him!
Girl #1: I know, and now I’ve lost my chance…I’ll won­der for the rest of my life if he was gay or not. And maybe one day, when I’m old and gray, I’ll see him, at a bus-stop maybe, and then I’ll try to ask him…and he’ll be al­ready on the bus, and I’ll nev­er know.
Girl #2: You’re kind of a freak.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Delaware

Must Be Blow­fish

NASA in­tern guy #1: I think your fish are gay… Like, 99 per­cent sure. Look, they’ve got ver­ti­cal bars.
NASA in­tern guy #2: They so want each oth­er.
NASA in­tern guy #1: They do. And it’s not un­re­quit­ed. Look, they both have ver­ti­cal bars!

NASA Ames Re­search Cen­ter
Sil­i­con Val­ley, Cal­i­for­nia