Girl #1: Does transvestism work both ways?
Girl #2: It should. I’ve dressed up as a man before and I looked damn hot. My tits are small enough you can’t even tell!
University of New Orleans, Louisiana
Overheard by: Nac
Archive for the ‘Sexuality’ Category
So You and the Doctors Keep Saying…
Small child entering restroom: Mom, why can’t we go to the boys’ room? Because I’ve got a girl with me?
Mom: You are a girl!
Sushi Restaurant
Kansas City, Kansas
Overheard by: zombie z
In That She’s an American in a Brit’s Body
Guy #1, after British tourists leave elevator: Stupid British bitches.
Guy #2: Wow, you hate Brits?
Guy #1: You know it.
Guy #2: But Maggie is British, and you like her.
Guy #1: Yeah, well, that’s because Maggie is a tranny.
Hotel Whitcomb
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: Adam
Only Lightly Misting on Shirtless, Muscley Ones
British lit professor, on gays: I have honestly never seen it rain on a gay person. Never. Not once in my life.
Georgia State Lit Class
It’s All Fun and Games ’til Somebody Pokes a Baby Out
Loud eighth grader: Michael’s such a douche, all he wants to do is get in my pants.
Even louder teacher: You’re in eighth grade, you shouldn’t be letting anybody in your pants!
Potomac, Maryland
Overheard by: Math is my new favorite subject…
Consider Your Face Sucked
Boyfriend: If we were in person right now, I would totally suck your face right now.
Girlfriend: We *are* in person.
Boyfriend: Oh, yeah.
(they walk on casually)
Memorial City Mall
Houston, Texas
If You Want Sex from the Girl’s Perspective, Consider Prison
Teenage boy to teenage girl: I wish I could get in the car with lesbians… Wait, no, I don’t.
Tinton Falls, New Jersey
If Your Eyes Are Closed, I Assume You’re Imagining Another Professor
Professor: I try to say the word “sex” at least two or three times a class to wake people up.
http://www.overheardatumbc.com
Minneapolis Does Its Public Service Announcements a Bit Differently
Guy on bike to random guy: Hey, do you know where Saint pedophilia is?
Random guy: Where?
Guy on bike: Saint pedophilia. It’s a Catholic church by Saint Thomas where the priests molest little boys and turn them into homosexuals. (bikes away)
Random guy, stunned: What the fuck was that?
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/367412833/nobody-was-around-this-morning-to-help-him-take-his-meds.html
Overheard by: well, that was odd
Oh, Learn How to Spell.
Adult male to adult female and teen: You know what I told her? I says “you’re a cunt, with a capital K.”
Outside Skateboard Shop
Chattanooga, Tennessee
