Archive for the ‘Should have used a condom’ Category

“Don’t Jump Off That Build­ing.” “Stop Touch­ing That Burn­er.” Nag, Nag, Nag!

Woman to five-year-old daugh­ter in el­e­va­tor: You’re get­ting off at the wrong floor, sweet­ie. This is the wrong floor… The wrong floor… The wrong floor! God, do you ever lis­ten to me?
Five-year-old daugh­ter: I’m try­ing not to.

Mack­inac Is­land, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: laugh­ing