Group of little girls to window poster: Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana! Hannah Montana!
Exasperated father: Don’t kiss that!
Mall
San Diego, California
Archive for the ‘Siblings’ Category
How to Make a Little Kid Faint Dead Away
Eight-year-old: You should never say ‘Oh my G‑O-D.’ That’s bad.
20-ish brother: Oh my god!
Eight-year-old: You can’t say that! That’s bad!
20-ish brother: Okay. Jesus fucking Christ!
Connecticut
When He Was Little, She’d Carry Him in One of Her Haversacks
Sister: Grandma got him a box of latexes!
Dad: Oh, well, I didn’t know you and grandma were so…ahem…close.
Brother: Oh! God! No! Stop! My ears!
Reston, Virginia
Overheard by: Carly
Strangely Less Inappropriate
Bro #1: You were about to make fun of a girl who was missing a hand!
Bro #2 (defensively): An arm!
Rogue Valley Mall
Medford, Oregon
Guess Which One’s the Good Cop?
Six-year-old girl: Dad, I want to see snow!
Six-year-old girl’s twin: Me toooo!
Dad: But girls, it doesn’t snow down here–you have to go up north for that.
Six-year-old girl: Then let’s go up north!
Six-year-old girl’s twin: To the North Pole!
Dad: Yeah! But you know what, mom won’t let us.
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
You’re Like Two-Legged Mace
Girl (about her college): The on-campus security is really good too, the campus police will get to you in like, 30 seconds. I’m still thinking about getting mace or something.
Girl’s younger brother: No one wants to rape you.
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Quazarfreez
Actually, I’ll Need a Spiked Paddle to Properly Demonstrate
Four-year-old girl: I like sex! I like sex! I like sex!
Six-year-old sister: You don’t even know what sex is!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do!
Six-year-old sister: No, you don’t!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do! It’s prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sister: No, it’s not.
Four-year-old girl: Sex is prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sister: No, it’s not! Sex is when mum and dad go into the bedroom and go like this…
Clayton
Australia
Oh, Leave Pippi Longstocking Alone.
Sister: I fucking hate her.
Brother: Why? Because she’s getting more action than you or because she’s corrupting our youth?
Denver, Colorado
Or When You Have Some Good Weed. Either One.
Girl to sister: Go away and come back when I can love you again.
Ruby Tuesday
Hagerstown, Maryland
Overheard by: Eavesdropping customer
…But Only If They’re the Horny Type.
Wise eight-year-old boy to brother: Getting a girlfriend is the easy part. But you have to know how to keep them.
Attentive six-year-old: How do you get them to stay?
Wise eight-year-old: You have to find out what kind of food they like to eat. And give them a plastic unicorn.
Nature Park
Tampa, Florida
