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Ac­tu­al­ly, I’ll Need a Spiked Pad­dle to Prop­er­ly Demon­strate

Four-year-old girl: I like sex! I like sex! I like sex!
Six-year-old sis­ter: You don’t even know what sex is!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do!
Six-year-old sis­ter: No, you don’t!
Four-year-old girl: Yes, I do! It’s prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sis­ter: No, it’s not.
Four-year-old girl: Sex is prawn dumplings!
Six-year-old sis­ter: No, it’s not! Sex is when mum and dad go in­to the bed­room and go like this…

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