Archive for the ‘Singing’ Category

He Asked Me on a Date!

Guy: I decided I would do a little social experiment. So I went to the gas station and bought a chocolate muffin and sat down outside the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muffin in my mouth and started singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with little pieces of the muffin falling out of my mouth. It was great.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html

Overheard by: julie

The R&B Hit That’s Sweeping Wisconsin

Man in crowd of bar patrons leaving after last call, singing: It’s ti-ime for the pizza store, it’s ti-ime for the pizza store… I don’t even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I’m just gonna stick it in. I’m serious, let’s go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let’s get it in an oven… and roast it like a cherry tomato.

Madison, Wisconsin

Why Child Psychologists Exist

Mom singing to two small boys and a baby in stroller: One, two, three, four! We’re going to the panty store! We’re going to the panty store! We’re going to the panty store!

Victoria’s Secret
Winchester, Virginia

Overheard by: Joanna