Archive for the ‘Singing’ Category

The R&B Hit That’s Sweep­ing Wis­con­sin

Man in crowd of bar pa­trons leav­ing af­ter last call, singing: It’s ti-ime for the piz­za store, it’s ti-ime for the piz­za store… I don’t even care where we go, I just got to get some cheese on my dick. I’m just gonna stick it in. I’m se­ri­ous, let’s go, get that in an oven and roast it. Let’s get it in an oven… and roast it like a cher­ry toma­to.

Madi­son, Wis­con­sin

He Asked Me on a Date!

Guy: I de­cid­ed I would do a lit­tle so­cial ex­per­i­ment. So I went to the gas sta­tion and bought a choco­late muf­fin and sat down out­side the door. Then this guy passed me, so I shoved the muf­fin in my mouth and start­ed singing “What if God Was One of Us,” with lit­tle pieces of the muf­fin falling out of my mouth. It was great.

http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/299433048/call-it-a-social-experiment-if-that-makes-you-feel-better.html

Over­heard by: julie

Why Child Psy­chol­o­gists Ex­ist

Mom singing to two small boys and a ba­by in stroller: One, two, three, four! We’re go­ing to the panty store! We’re go­ing to the panty store! We’re go­ing to the panty store!

Vic­to­ri­a’s Se­cret
Win­ches­ter, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: Joan­na