Archive for the ‘Singing’ Category

But Is­n’t an All-Male Choir Kin­da Gay?

Weird Asian guy: You’ve nev­er heard about the cli­toral fre­quen­cy?! It’s a cer­tain fre­quen­cy that on­ly men can hit, and if they hit it then all the women in the area will si­mul­ta­ne­ous­ly or­gasm.
Weird white guy: I’ve heard about the cli­toral fre­quen­cy! If you get an all-male choir to all sing as low as they can go, then they hit it.

Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: deb

TV Lied to Me

Six-year-old boy hold­ing “pil­low pet”, singing: It’s a pil­low, it’s a pet, it’s a pil­low pet! (then, whis­per­ing to him­self) This is­n’t as cool as I thought it would be…

White Plains, New York

Over­heard by: M