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I Call It Com­par­i­son Shtup­ping

Chick: So, what did you and Kev do last night?
Soros­ti­tute: We got drunk and had sex.
Chick: You’re a walk­ing fuck­ing dis­ease.
Soros­ti­tute: What? How am I sup­posed to know what I want un­less I drunk­en­ly sleep with a bunch of peo­ple I don’t want?

Ohio State Uni­ver­si­ty
Colum­bus, Ohio

Leave It to the Ivy Lea­guers to Re­al­ly Get to the Crux of an Is­sue

Frat boy: That’s all I want, a girl from, like, some poor vil­lage in south­ern Italy, does­n’t speak a fuckin’ *word* of Eng­lish, and I can bring her home, and she can lie in my bed all day, and fuck me, and make me gnoc­ci.
Plain blonde girl: Do you re­al­ly like gnoc­ci?

Yale Berke­ley Col­lege Din­ing Hall
Cam­bridge, Mass­a­chu­setts