Sorority chick, from across room: Hey, do you wanna go steady?
Frat guy: Sure, when?
Sorority chick: I dunno… Let me ask my boyfriend and get back to you.
Frat guy: Sweet. Just as long as I get to tap that.
Iowa
Overheard by: confused and disgusted
Archive for the ‘Sorority types’ Category
…Even You with Your Thunder Thighs, Zeus.
College girl to friend: the nice thing about a toga is that you don’t have to wear Spanx with it.
Metro State College of Denver
Denver, Colorado
If She Needs to Have That Many Of Them, Maybe She Shouldn’t Stop?
Sorority girl: Well, she should stop having abortions then!
University of Michigan
Complexion, Teeth… Is There Anything Spunk Can’t Do?
Sorostitute: I hear seminal fluid makes your teeth whiter.
http://overheardatcornell.blogspot.com/2006/10/long-overdue-update-part‑1.html
Overheard by: doug
And P.S.- You Might Want to Wash Your Face
Frat boy: Hypothetically speaking, if you were on your period, would you invite a guy to go home with you? Like, if it was your third day and you weren’t having a very heavy flow?
Sorority girl: Justin, this doesn’t sound very hypothetical.
University of Iowa Library
Iowa City, Iowa
From Containing All That Evil?
Girl #1: Do you think anyone’s like… Actually a good person?
[long pause]Girl #2: Ugh, my stomach really hurts today.
Drew University
Madison, New Jersey
… and a Coal Miner?
Sorority chick, discussing Shroud of Turin: Jesus was 14 feet tall?
Philosophy of Religion Class, Lycoming College
Williamsport, Pennsylvania
…And That He Watches According to Jim??
College sorostitute: Well, I thought we’d been dating for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Facebook profile, and it said “single.“
Non-slutty college friend: You had to use Facebook to…
College sorostitute: Also, did you know he had a kid?
Charleston, South Carolina
Overheard by: Nuddles
And No Tequila As Underwear
University girl: So tonight — no tequila, and we wear underwear.
Waterloo
Canadia
Overheard by: Regretting the bottle of tequila in my backpack
Something Tells Me That Wasn’t Actually Random
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: So, this is totally random, but if a gay black man has anal sex, do you think he can see if he has shit on his dick when he’s done?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Uh…
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: How sick would that be? I mean, they’re black. Well, actually, they’re brown. And shit is brown, you know? So how can they tell?
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: I would hope they’d notice.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Think about it! Walking around with shit on your dick? Nasty.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #2: Maybe that’s why some black people smell bad.
Ugg-wearing sorostitute #1: Oh my god! You’re so right. Ew! If I were a gay man, I’d never take it up the ass from a black guy.
530 Church Street
Ann Arbor, Michigan
Overheard by: Caryn
