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Your Ed­i­tors Googled “Les­bian Triplets” and Got Dis­tract­ed by Porn

Col­lege girl #1: So it turned out that he was one of the les­bian triplets!
Col­lege girl #2: No way!
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah, the tran­ny!
Col­lege girl #2: Owen? I love Owen! I knew him when he still iden­ti­fied as a girl!
Col­lege girl #1: Yeah, and it turned out the midget was trans too.

Hamp­shire Col­lege
Amherst, Mass­a­chu­setts

Your Ed­i­tors Fear This Con­ver­sa­tion May Re­duce Ms. Bil­son to Tears

Col­lege girl #1: So did I tell you I’m go­ing on a celiba­cy kick this se­mes­ter? To cleanse my­self.
Col­lege girl #2: Oh, re­al­ly?
Col­lege girl #1, pick­ing up GQ mag­a­zine with Rachel Bil­son on the cov­er: Ugh, I’ve lost all re­spect for her. She’s such a slut.

Mel­bourne
Aus­tralia

Over­heard by: Lind­say