Archive for the ‘South Carolina’ Category

…And That He Watch­es Ac­cord­ing to Jim??

Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Well, I thought we’d been dat­ing for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Face­book pro­file, and it said “sin­gle.“
Non-slut­ty col­lege friend: You had to use Face­book to…
Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Al­so, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Nud­dles

Hel­lo? De­cep­ticons

Queer to fag hag, af­ter Trans­form­ers pre­view: I thought they were, like, good guys…

Re­gal Cin­e­mas
Greenville, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Try­ing not to laugh hys­ter­i­cal­ly