Archive for the ‘STDs’ Category

It’ll Pop Up Again in the Spring

Guy #1: Are you gonna get test­ed?
Guy #2: I think the Lau­ren thing pret­ty much takes care of it.
Guy #3: You should still get test­ed.
Guy #2: Yeeeah, but I don’t like get­ting blood tak­en from me and I don’t have any like, symp­toms, so…
Guy #3: Well, I haven’t seen your pe­nis.

Si­mon Fras­er Uni­ver­si­ty
British Co­lum­bia

Her “Ex­tra Help Ses­sions” Are Well-At­tend­ed

LSAT in­struc­tor: So, these fe­male sage grouse do a vi­su­al in­spec­tion to make sure the males don’t have an in­fec­tion be­fore mat­ing. If I had the same at­ten­tion to de­tail, maybe I would­n’t have got­ten chlamy­dia three times.

Ft. Worth, Texas

Over­heard by: Not So Hot For Teacher

We Thought On­ly Amer­i­cans Knew This Lit­tle About Sex Ed.

[Line for ladies’ room]Girl #1: Hi, do you mind if I cut in front of you? It’s ur­gent.
Girl #2: Sure.
Girl #1: Thanks, I have to change my tam­pon.
Girl #2: [Blank stare.]Girl #1: I have to make sure I change it of­ten. Not too of­ten, be­cause once I changed it too much and got chlamy­dia.
Girl #2: Oh…[Suppresses laugh.]

West­ern Aus­tralia