Archive for the ‘Stores’ Category

So Maybe She Need­ed Out-of-This-World Sex

Guy on cell: Yeah, I hooked up with her. [pause] I fucked her. She was tight. [pause] She has­n’t called me back. I don’t get why it’s so hard to take five sec­onds out of your day to see how I’m do­ing. [pause] She’s, like, Asian. Half Asian and half alien.

Barnes & No­ble
Los An­ge­les, Cal­i­for­nia

Over­heard by: Hobo

Hard­ly Worse Than Get­ting Dick-Poked Be­fore Birth

[hus­band and wife are push­ing stroller through the mall. Sud­den­ly an­oth­er man rush­es up and picks the hus­band up, twirling him around while every­one cracks up]Man, look­ing over at child: Wow, that would be a re­al­ly awk­ward first mem­o­ry!

Spot­syl­va­nia Towne Cen­tre
Fred­er­icks­burg, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: That Girl In The Kiosk