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So Many Wa­ter­shed Mo­ments Hap­pen at Ba­nana Re­pub­lic

(in the George­town Ba­nana Re­pub­lic)
Girl #1: I re­al­ly love this dress, but I think it’s a tad too short for work. I’m on­ly sup­posed to be buy­ing dress­es for work right now.
Girl #2: Re­al­ly? It’s not too short for my of­fice. But my boss on­ly hires pret­ty peo­ple, so he likes it when we wear short dress­es.
Girl #1: Did you think I’m ug­ly?
Girl #2: No! Buy the dress and send me your re­sume.

http://eavesdropdc.blogspot.com/2008/08/who-wears-short-shorts.html

Over­heard by: Ian

Feared I Might In­ad­ver­tent­ly Be­come a Les­bian

Girl #1: I know for a fact this year is go­ing to be way bet­ter than last year.
Girl #2: Why’s that?
Girl #1: Be­cause this year I ac­tu­al­ly have de­sign­er clothes. Last year I didn?t have any, and I was so un­hap­py!

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/06/15/sanity-and-happiness-are-an-impossible-combination-mark-twain/

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…And That He Watch­es Ac­cord­ing to Jim??

Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Well, I thought we’d been dat­ing for, like, 3 months. But then I looked at his Face­book pro­file, and it said “sin­gle.“
Non-slut­ty col­lege friend: You had to use Face­book to…
Col­lege soros­ti­tute: Al­so, did you know he had a kid?

Charleston, South Car­oli­na

Over­heard by: Nud­dles

And Should I Be Buy­ing One Im­me­di­ate­ly?

Yale po­lo play­er #1: What are all those peo­ple do­ing on old cam­pus?
Yale po­lo play­er #2: Prob­a­bly “Soc­cer for Dar­fur” or some­thing. I hate fake ac­tivism like that.
Yale po­lo play­er #3: You mean “S’­mores for Dar­fur,” right?
Yale po­lo play­er #1: I keep hear­ing that word, “Dar­fur.” What does it even mean?

overheardatyale.com

Over­heard by: Over­heard at Yale