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And Did She Swal­low That?

Sopho­more guy #1: She got pis­sy that I did­n’t want to talk to her any­more.
Sopho­more guy #2: What did you do?
Sopho­more guy #1: I told her, ‘I have press­ing GPA is­sues to wor­ry about and can’t be con­cerned with whether or not you are go­ing to be giv­ing me head.’

Dart­mouth Col­lege
Hanover, New Hamp­shire

Over­heard by: steph

Not When You’re in Them

Stu­dent #1: Did you end up tak­ing her to Sea­World or Busch Gar­dens or some­thing?
Stu­dent #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Stu­dent #1: See, I think that’s kinky.

Michi­gan State Uni­ver­si­ty

Some­one Needs to Hold Up the Score Cards

Grad stu­dent #1: Yeah, it is re­al­ly hard. They have to wait and see how much, like, brain mat­ter they share.
Grad stu­dent #2: What does the one twin do while the oth­er twin has sex?
Grad stu­dent #1: I think he just lays there and is re­al­ly un­com­fort­able.
Grad stu­dent #2: Awk­ward.

Over­heard by: llouie