Blonde student to teacher: Is the New Testament in the Torah?
Edmonton
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Students’ Category
Which Also Influences My Sleep Patterns and the Santa Ana Winds
Male student: I feel that this case may have been influenced by the fact that…well, people just hate Michael Bolton.
Seton Hall Law School
South Orange, New Jersey
Overheard by: he’s got a point
You Keep Using That Word. I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means
MBA #1 whispering: Every time [the professor] says, ‘investment of comparable risk,’ don’t you feel like he is saying, ‘rodents of unusual size’? Like in The Princess Bride?
MBA #2: You don’t like Accounting, do you?
http://overheardatkmc.blogspot.com/2006/10/rouss.html
…And I’m Usually Into 20-Something Honduran Men…
Law student: So, listen. He went to get a manicure the other day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rubbing my arm and I kinda started getting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kinda weird because she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”
Mississippi College School of Law
That Thing Almost Took Off My Hand Last Time
Student #1: Jess, come here. I need your help.
Student #2: I am not touching your cooter again.
Smith College
Northampton, Massachusetts
Probably the “Pot” As Well.
Skateboarder in large banana suit: We put the ‘ass’ in ‘potassium’!
Ohio State University
Ohio
At Least She Correctly Identified Them As Birds.
High school girl, looking at seagulls feeding: That ain’t crows, them are ducks!
http://talovich.blogspot.com
Overheard by: Yugan
If the SATs Were Actually Useful for Life
Teacher: What word do you think would fit there?
Student: Uh… “clusterfuck”?
Denver, Colorado
It All Started When I Tried to Separate the Laundry…
Preppy teenage girl #1, before Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jennifer Hewitt is in this movie!
Preppy teenage girl #2: No, it’s Jennifer Hudson.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Whats the difference?
Preppy teenage girl #2: Jennifer Hewitt is the white actress who made a CD and can’t sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jennifer Hudson is the black girl from American Idol who won an Oscar for that movie with Beyonce.
Preppy teenage girl #1: Are either one of them singing in this movie?
Preppy teenage girl #2: I don’t know.
(long pause)
Preppy teenage girl #3: Speaking of black people, I got in trouble for being racist at work today.
Plano, Texas
Which Also Explains the Peanut Butter Smears
College student: That one answer is wrong. You put a nine instead of a six.
Professor: I was probably stoned at the time.
Sussex, New Jersey
