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…And I’m Usu­al­ly In­to 20-Some­thing Hon­duran Men…

Law stu­dent: So, lis­ten. He went to get a man­i­cure the oth­er day and I was like, you know, “how was it?” He was like, “oh, it was good and all, but she was rub­bing my arm and I kin­da start­ed get­ting turned on.” And I was like, “what?” He said “yeah, and it was kin­da weird be­cause she was this 50-year-old Asian woman.”

Mis­sis­sip­pi Col­lege School of Law

It All Start­ed When I Tried to Sep­a­rate the Laun­dry…

Prep­py teenage girl #1, be­fore Sex and the City movie: Oh! I heard that Jen­nifer He­witt is in this movie!
Prep­py teenage girl #2: No, it’s Jen­nifer Hud­son.
Prep­py teenage girl #1: Whats the dif­fer­ence?
Prep­py teenage girl #2: Jen­nifer He­witt is the white ac­tress who made a CD and can’t sing and was in the Garfield movie. Jen­nifer Hud­son is the black girl from Amer­i­can Idol who won an Os­car for that movie with Be­y­once.
Prep­py teenage girl #1: Are ei­ther one of them singing in this movie?
Prep­py teenage girl #2: I don’t know.
(long pause)
Prep­py teenage girl #3: Speak­ing of black peo­ple, I got in trou­ble for be­ing racist at work to­day.

Plano, Texas