Student to other: Do you have your uterus?
Duke Medicine
Durham, North Carolina
Archive for the ‘Students’ Category
On the Other Hand, Mocking You Is Both.
College girl #1: It was fun because it was easy.
College girl #2: Emily*, not all easy things are fun…like, I hear you’re not that fun.
Borders
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
None Of Which Are All That Hard
Student: Have you ever heard of the penis game?
Female professor: Which one? I’ve played many penis games.
Greek Myth Class
Illinois Wesleyan University
Overheard by: problem
.…If There Any Left
College kid: Excuse me, what is the difference between these potato pancakes and a potato latka?
Grocery stocker: Um, I don’t know what a latka is, so I couldn’t tell you.
College kid: A Jewish potato pancake.
Grocery stocker: Well, those potato pancakes are German.
College kid: I wonder if a German Jew would eat them.
Sendik’s Grocery Store
Grafton, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Arthur
Actually, It’s the Joker Disguised As Batman
Student, discussing artwork: … And this represents my soul!
Teacher, squinting: Your soul is Batman?
Twelfth grade art class
Frankfurt
Germany
Overheard by: Giggling in the back row
In the Immortal Words Of Khrushchev.
Chick giving presentation: Because this is Russia, bitch.
High School Classroom
Englewood, Colorado
Overheard by: Julia
…Which Is a Great Lead-In to My Lecture on Gonorrhea
Blonde girl: I hate horror movies, because then I get scared that those things are going to happen, cause they really do happen.
Teacher: You can’t live your life like that! Those things are really rare! Like, I’ve been in all sorts of sketchy situations, and I’m still here.
Guy: You’re just too sheltered.
Teacher: Like, when I was in Rwanda, this guy was giving us a ride and he was like “do you want to stay overnight at my house?” and we were like “okay,” and I immediately regretted that one…
Toronto
Canadia
But I’m Not Sure the Koala Enjoys It
Male student #1: Man, you can’t get pregnant doing that.
Male student #2: Oh.
Monash University
Melbourne
Australia
Overheard by: Assilem
A+
Black student, casually: Wait, let me get this straight: he was going to participate, but he was late, so he decided to hate, and that’s what started this debate?
Teacher, baffled: Did you just rap that at me?
Columbia College Fiction Department
Chicago, Illinois
Overheard by: flunk_punk
For Good Teachers, Even Stupid Arguments Beat Silence
Tutor to quiet class: Are you normally this talkative? (silence) Rightie‑o, then. You know, when I went to university I practically didn’t say a word for four years. It was good.
University of Western Sydney
Australia
