Professor: Okay, let’s review. What’s it called when you put geological events in sequential order?
Basketball star #1: Calligraphy!
Basketball star #2: Naw dude, that’s writing.
Basketball star #1: Oh yeah…that’s what the Egyptians did, huh?
Basketball star #2: Naw, that’s hieroglyphics, man.
Professor: The answer is “stratigraphy.” Let’s move on quickly.
Geology 101
Mesa, Arizona
Overheard by: YeahKey
Student on bike to another: The problem with string theory nowadays is that everyone just wants to get into it.
Cambridge
England
Overheard by: Anti-Math
Fashionista student: So is he like, Christian gay from project runway?
Oblivious teacher: No, he’s like Jewish gay.
American University
Washington, DC
Overheard by: I’m Jewish
History professor, lecturing on the early 1900s: I mean, the problem of being the only person with a telephone is, well, who you gonna call?
Class, as one: Ghostbusters!
History professor: You kids scare me.
CU
Boulder, Colorado
Overheard by: They know their history, alright
Girl discussing Edgar Allan Poe’s The Oval Portrait: It’s just that it seems like he went through and for each word looked in the dictionary for the longest synonym. Or, well, did he use those words back then?
Baltimore School for the Arts
Baltimore, Maryland
Student to college secretary: Have any peppermints?
Receptionist: As in candy?
Student: Yeah. Peppermints.
Receptionist: Um, no?
Student: What kind of a dumb-ass school doesn’t have peppermints?!?
University for Women
Mississippi
Overheard by: Megan S.
Student: The trophoblast looks like a teething ring!
Sex ed teacher: Yes. It looks like a teething ring, but it’s not.
UW Rock County
Janesville, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Akuaku
Male student to girlfriend: Your body is uneven!
George Mason University
Fairfax County, Virginia
WASPy college student to cab driver: You’re absolutely right, sir. A curse upon the Saudis.
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Girl: My aunt’s a kindergarten teacher, so she knows a lot of non-fags.
Wellesley College
Wellesley, Massachusetts
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