Checker, as customer places avocados on the belt: Are these lemons?
Grocery Store
Centerville, Utah
Overheard by: JC
Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category
Also the Story Behind the KFC Double Down Sandwich
Cashier: Want to hear the lamest shit? I went to get Subway for lunch… And they were out of bread! Completely out! What the fuck is up with that?
Norman, Oklahoma
But He’s a Cat, Erica
Very serious, very excited young woman: He’s finally becoming a person! He got Facebook and he texts full-sized messages!
Owatonna, Minnesota
Overheard by: feels sorry for those without technology…
Must Be Why They Call It “The Linty City”
Blonde ditz: Oh my god, Philadelphia is, like, pockets!
Brunette ditz: I know, right? There are just sooooo many pockets!
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: hands in my pockets
So We Didn’t Do the Hanksta-Panksta
Preppy Hispanic girl: He thinks he’s so gangsta-gangsta, but he’s not. He’s a wangsta-wangsta.
Nashville, Tennessee
We Had No Idea What They Were, Either.
Short girl: So, what do you do with the pen cap condoms?
Much taller girl: Okay, you take them…and you throw them out.
Short girl: You don’t like…reuse them or something?
Much taller girl, smiling: Do you reuse normal condoms?
(short girl laughs)
Much taller girl, seriously: Don’t just wash those and reuse them.
Onteora HS
Boiceville, New York
Overheard by: Toasted
If Scientologists Say It, It Must Be True
Hobo woman: So if you stand with one foot on Venus, and one on Mars, it is possible to move earth with a hockey stick.
Eriberto’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: Drew
… With Our Settlement Money
Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/19/dammit-why-do-we-always-argue-about-what-to-do/
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That Might Not Make Sense, But Just Beer with Me…
Spanish teacher: “Corona” means “crown,” but mainly it means “Corona.”
High School
Calgary
Canadia
Squidward Moved to Utah for Religious Reasons
Girl to guy wearing alien-hand gloves: What the hell are those?
Guy: They’re my testicles… No! My… My… Test–test… The things that octopuses have!
Girl: Tentacles?
Guy: Yes! Tentacles…
High School
Utah
Overheard by: Weskimo
