Archive for the ‘Stupidity’ Category

So It’s Not a Chain,Then?

Stu­dent #1: … And this con­cludes my pre­sen­ta­tion on Su­dan. Are there any ques­tions?
Stu­dent #2: Su­dan… Is that where that Ho­tel Rwan­da thing hap­pened?
Pro­fes­sor: No, that would be Rwan­da.

In­ter­na­tion­al Mar­ket­ing class, Uni­ver­si­ty of Ne­bras­ka-Lin­coln
Lin­coln, Ne­bras­ka

Over­heard by: Mea­gan

Be­sides, Was­n’t Har­man­fa­dites a King Of Per­sia?

Male stu­dent: We were learn­ing about har­man­fa­dites in my psych class to­day.
Fe­male stu­dent: What’s that?
Male stu­dent It’s when a per­son is born with boy and girl parts.
Fe­male stu­dent: Nasty.
Male stu­dent: Yeah. I was won­der­ing, if two of them have sex, are they both gay? Or les­bians?
Fe­male stu­dent: I can’t talk about this while I am eat­ing.

Wayne State Uni­ver­si­ty
De­troit, Michi­gan

Over­heard by: Jon­son

I’d Wish for World Peace, but I’m Bor­ing

Col­lege girl #1: You know that Make-a-Wish Foun­da­tion? I won­der what I would wish for if I was giv­en the chance.
Col­lege girl #2: My wish would be for some­one to make a cake in the shape of my body… with my face on it… And that the Spice Girls would come and help me eat it.
Col­lege girl #1: Oooh, that’s a good wish.


His G‑String with the Ele­phant Head on It Was a Bit of a Shock, Though

Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #1: I mean, like, I was­n’t even sur­prised that you went home with him!
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #2: Do you mean that I had sex with him?
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #1: Yeah.
Sum­mer fun Bar­bie #2: Yeah, me nei­ther.

Over­heard by: al­so not sur­prised