Guy in suit: I said, “It’s better than a Chinese prison, you should be used to it by now.”
Memorial Union Bus Stop
University of Rhode Island, Kingston, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Jo
Archive for the ‘Suits’ Category
They Are Currently in Place
Well-dressed man to female companion, in crowded tasting room: Did you remember the dildo?
Elegant lady companion: Yes, I brought both of them.
Napa Valley wine Auction
St. Helena, California
Though I’d Always Pictured You As More of a Titmouse
Suit on cell: Wait, while I’ve got you on the phone, what’s your animal spirit name? … Ah, ‘White Wolf’ — of course. All right, see you then.
Coffee shop
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: Baffled Bear
The Peer Pressure Is Overwhelming
20-something suit on cell (angrily): But mom, you don't understand! Everyone I know is already on the folk dancing team!
Brigham Young University
Provo, Utah
I’m the Thing I Have Sex to Forget About
Suit: I can’t masturbate to a picture of myself!
Maine
We Recommend Turning Your Monitor and Playing a Lot of FreeCell
Female suit to another: So…how do we do things that make it look like we're doing things?
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Overheard by: corporate America, we have a problem
Lucy and Ethel Have a Serious Falling-out
Well dressed woman on cell: No, no, no. That’s the problem, I can’t just shoot her because she is on my property. She has to be like breaking into the house or something… We’ll have to find another way.
Maket East Train Station
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Only a Few Orthodonists Do That
Suit walking with lady suit: Well, for that my friend went to this guy downtown and really liked him, but, um, just don’t expect flowers after.
Penrose Hospital
Colorado Springs, Colorado
In the Same Sense That Root Beer Is Beer
Suit: Hey, Rich, will you eat a cheese steak? It’s like a salad, except it’s a cheese steak.
25 Hudson Street
Jersey City, New Jersey
All I Have to Do Is Stand in a Phone Booth and Take Off My Glasses
Suit #1: You gotta stop traveling and eating out like this. You’re starting to pack it on.
Suit #2, slapping his stomach: Nah, after seven p.m. all this turns to dick.
Steakhouse
Washington, DC
Overheard by: Poor Bastard