Archive for the ‘Taiwan’ Category

Be­sides, Greed Stains.

Woman #1 in cen­tral Taipei: When she went to the us, she took along sev­er­al box­es of de­ter­gent, be­cause she does­n’t like the smell of Amer­i­can de­ter­gent.
Woman #2: Yeah, I would­n’t want to smell like an Amer­i­can ei­ther.

Over­heard by: Yu­gan

A Man Should Fall Down for the Right Rea­son

Tay­al #1: Do you know that Oro had a stroke?
Man: I have heard that.
Tay­al #2: Which Oro?
Man: Tien­mei’s fa­ther.
Tay­al #2: How did that hap­pen?
Tay­al #1: He did­n’t drink enough liquor.

Over­heard by: Yu­gan

As Seen in Lit­tle Peo­ple, Big Bum­mer

Very tall boy on Taipei sub­way: You don’t need to di­et, you need to grow taller.
Very short girl: I would if I could.
Very tall boy: Do you want to go to the con­cert?
Very short girl: I don’t go to con­certs.
Very tall boy: Why not?
Very short girl: I can nev­er see any­thing.

Over­heard by: Yu­gan Dali