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Any Ques­tions?

Pro­fes­sor: All the cra­zies kept mov­ing from the East Coast to the west un­til they hit Cal­i­for­nia. Some moved back to Ok­la­homa, but the rest of us just hope there’s an earth­quake and Cal­i­for­nia floats off in­to the Mediter­ranean to be­come a home­land for Pales­tini­ans.

Car­roll Col­lege
Wauke­sha, Wis­con­sin

Over­heard by: Abbey

In the Fu­ture, Re­frain from Writ­ing “Fuck All Bitch­es” in Your Es­says

So­ci­ol­o­gy pro­fes­sor: Did you ever lis­ten to some­thing the first time and like it, and then lat­er on you change your mind? Like a song you lis­ten to for the sec­ond time says “fuck all bitch­es” and you de­cide you don’t like it af­ter that?

Long Is­land Uni­ver­si­ty
New York

Over­heard by: Ash­ley M.

You’ll No­tice That Your Test Book­lets Come Equipped with Con­doms and Lube

Teacher: Okay, so the on­line quiz is up. You have a week to com­plete it, in your own time. I sug­gest, even en­cour­age, you to bring your lap­tops and get to­geth­er with your friends and have an “on­line quiz par­ty”. Last year we had stu­dents throw­ing “on­line quiz or­gies” but that’s an­oth­er sto­ry.

Grif­fith Uni­ver­si­ty
Aus­tralia