Acting professor: We just tweaked a few things to make it Christmassy and kidnapped Santa.
Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
Acting professor: We just tweaked a few things to make it Christmassy and kidnapped Santa.
Point Park University
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: ZB
Professor with Smarties taped to pants: Anyone wanna take a guess at what my costume is?
Girl in back: Firefighter!
University of Delaware
Delaware
Professor: The best time to study geography is in the morning after you’ve done the “walk of shame.” It will help you to keep your mind off of what you’ve done.” (cracks up) That’s good shit.
Geography Classroom
Michigan State
Professor: And you thought I was some geeky wanker, going on about agriculture!
Eastern Michigan University
Anthropology professor teaching Sex and Gender: I’m afraid I’ll have to leave class early today…I have to go to the hospital, I have a doctor’s appointment…for something…at a certain time…
Western Washington University
Bellingham, Washington
Statistics professor writing on board: I’ll leave the numbers out because I always get them wrong anyway.
University of Chicago
Illinois
Overheard by: too early for this class
English professor: “My wife, Bob, is pregnant.” Polygamy, pregnant men, gay marriage–it’s got it all!
University of Rock County
Wisconsin
Overheard by: Aku
English teacher: It’s a big responsibility to be a goddess, it troubles me all the time.
A.C. Flora High School
Columbia, South Carolina
Political science professor: Our president is black. Some of you may have noticed this. Some of you probably haven’t yet.
California State University
San Marcos, California
Overheard by: I knew it
Professor: You don’t want to have a thin-skinned Prime Minister who’s afraid of puffin poo.
University of Ottawa
Canadia
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