Teenage girl to friend: You’re pretty fucked up too. (pause) No, I mean in a positive way!
Melbourne
Australia
Archive for the ‘Teens’ Category
He Would’ve Assumed You Could Read
Train conductor, to teenage girl with feet on chair: Can you read? (points to sign)
Teenage girl: What…? Oh, sorry. (takes her feet down, conductor walks away)
Suit: He would have never done that if you were a guy.
New Jersey Transit
…Now That We’ve Invented These Little Wagons for Them.
Older teenager: Go get me my Clif Bar!
Little girl, eating ice cream sandwich: I will, but I don’t want my ice cream to melt.
Older teenager, very annoyed: Bring it with you. You know an ice cream sandwich is portable!
Starbucks
Manhattan, New York
So “Oreo Cook” Isn’t a Racial Slur?
Girl: I’ll have the chocolate peanut butter car crunch.
Cashier teenage boy: Ummmm… Yeah, the “car” actually stands for “caramel”.
Gelato Spot
Scottsdale, Arizona
Overheard by: Fake Blonde
Best. Birthday Party. Ever.
Teen boy to girl: No! It was an Indian! And it was not vagina soup!
Danby, New York
The Devastating Effects of Calicocaine
Teen girl: I am so strung out on kittens right now, it’s not even funny.
High school classroom
Aurora, Colorado
Are You…Part Cat?
Teenage girl to friend: I feel like if you eat my hair, we’ll be more connected.
Fair Haven, New Jersey
One Has to Love One’s Own Nipples First, I Suppose
Young boy: I just wish this bus would come so I can stop thinking about my nipples.
Bus Stop
England
Oooh — And Graphic Intolerance!
Mom: No, that’s not an appropriate video, either.
14-year-old son: What about this one? It’s Christian. It only has violence in it!
Blockbuster
Liberty, Missouri
Overheard by: blockbuster lurker
That’s So 1995.
Teen girl: Dad, stop talking about Hugh Grant’s penis!
Concord, Massachusetts
