Puzzled teen: I swear I’ve never seen so much math on a napkin before.
Women’s Bathroom, Wynkoop Brewery
Denver, Colorado
Overheard by: Bathroom Goer
Archive for the ‘Teens’ Category
She’s Wrong
Teen girl to friend: She doesn’t even know what she wants! She just likes to text Scott because it makes her feel pretty.
Forever 21
King of Prussia, Pennsylvania
Spoken Like Someone Who’s Never Seen Mr. Wrong
Teen girl on cell: Cuz you’re not a lesbian fan, and I like lesbians. They’re funny.
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Overheard by: um…
Give It Time
Teen girl #1: I heard this place is full of snakes and dead people.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, well, it’s not a mall!
James River
Richmond, Virginia
Take That IPad!
Teen girl #1, looking at bookmarks: Oh – I would totally read if I had a cool bookmark!
Teen girl #2: Oh, me too, for sure!
Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Any Test, Really
Emo teen girl with water bottle: I mean, it’s not like I’m drinking all this just to pass a drug test. It would be nice to pass one, though…
Jenks, Oklahoma
We Need That Sample for the Science Fair!
Teen girl: I have a fever.
Teen boy: Oh, no! Any vomiting?
Teen girl: Not yet.
Teen boy: Damn!
Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: Greg
I Guess We Could Try Smoking Them
Teen guy: Yeah, we got like, so wasted!
Teen girl #1: It was great, yeah. We got so high.
Teen girl #2: Where did you guys get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: What?
Teen girl #2: If you guys were getting high, where did you get the alcohol?
Teen girl #1: That’s drunk. You get high off weed.
Teen girl #2: Oh. Okay. Then, where’d you get that?
Teen guy: My sister. She’s sixteen!
Teen girl #2: Can’t you get high off books?
Teen guy: What?
Teen girl #2: Cause, can’t, like…books get you high?
Teen girl #1: What?
Library
East Vancouver, BC
Canadia
I’ll Miss Foaming at the Mouth, Though
Teen girl: Well, I had to stop eating soap, but I’m sure I’ll be fine anyways!
Madison, Wisconsin
The Two Major Facets Of Life at the Playboy Mansion
Pissed-off teen: You can’t get a bowl of salad but you can wash the dog naked?
Harrison, Michigan
Overheard by: Lauren
