Teenage girl #1: He hates me.
Teenage girl #2: He doesn’t hate you. Maybe you should just say “hi” to him.
Teenage girl #1: How am I supposed to say “hi”? I have voices in my head saying “I want cheeseburgers”!
Canberra
Australia
Archive for the ‘Teens’ Category
“Tulsa” Spelled Backwards Is “a Slut”– Coincidence?
Teen girl to friend: I’m too sexy for my vulva.
Tulsa, Oklahoma
I’ve Practiced on My Lifesized “Seven of Nine” Doll
Nerdy teen #1: So you just sort of put your hands down her pants and rub up behind her.
Nerdy teen #2 (nodding): Yeah. I know what you mean.
Vancouver
Canadia
Overheard by: iloveholidays
Lonely Old People Will Answer to Anything
Boy, to teenage girl: Hi, Lisa.
Old man, entering: Hi.
Cafe
Eugene, Oregon
I Named My Cat “Velutinous.”
Teenage queer: How do you say ‘fluffy’ in science?
Random young boy: Fluffology?
Pretty woman: What?
Teenage queer: Velutinous?
Random young boy: Oh, that’s sciencey.
Aurora
Ontario
Canadia
They’ll Tell Us What to Do
Teen, hearing that IBM computer “Watson” is winning at Jeopardy: That makes me so happy! We have robot overlords!
Ithaca, New York
I’m Pretty Sure Steve Urkel Had a Gas-Mask Bong
Teen girl: Mom, guess what he got me for an early Christmas present?
Mother: What, honey?
Teen girl: A gas-mask bong–like in that movie Knocked Up. And it’s purple!
Mother: Jeez, your dork-o-meter is in the red.
MARTA Train
Atlanta, Georgia
‘Cause Then I’d Be Playing Dungeons and Dragons with Myself
Teen comic book geek #1: It’s a good thing you’re not a figment of my imagination. That would just be awkward.
Teen comic book geek #2: Yeah, totally.
Bookman’s
Phoenix, Arizona
Overheard by: adult comic book geek
Even Made-Up Countries, Like Norway.
Teen girl: I don’t know — it just seems like everyone’s in the Olympics now.
Vancouver, British Columbia
Canadia
Overheard by: snooper
When the Religious Right Goes Too Far
Teen #1: Did you know tumors can sometimes grow hair and teeth?
Teen #2, stunned: Um, those aren’t tumors. Th-those are babies.
Wild Thyme Restaurant
Queenstown
New Zealand
