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Two Great Tastes That Taste HorribleTogether

Seventeen-year-old girl to boyfriend: You can’t do anything right! I send you in there to buy me some porn and you come out with hermaphrodites? It’s called Real Chicks with Real Dicks, for fuck’s sake.
Boyfriend (in thick accent): I’m sorry… My english…it is not too good. I saw chicks, I saw dicks…I just grabbed it.

Manchester, New Hampshire

Overheard by: taylor

Is This Any More Stupid Than the Political Interpretation? Discuss.

Teenage girl #1, explaining Shakespeare to friend: So, basically, Romeo is, like, a man whore. As soon as he knows some chick won’t have sex with him he gets all pissy and emo and goes after someone else.
Teenage girl #2: So, like, he just wants to make babies? Man, I always thought it was more romantic!
Teenage girl #1: Nope. He just wants to hop into bed with whoever’s available.

Birmingham, Alabama