Archive for the ‘Texas’ Category

Her “Ex­tra Help Ses­sions” Are Well-At­tend­ed

LSAT in­struc­tor: So, these fe­male sage grouse do a vi­su­al in­spec­tion to make sure the males don’t have an in­fec­tion be­fore mat­ing. If I had the same at­ten­tion to de­tail, maybe I would­n’t have got­ten chlamy­dia three times.

Ft. Worth, Texas

Over­heard by: Not So Hot For Teacher

Is­n’t Say­ing “We’re Texas Luther­ans” Suf­fi­cient?

Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m bril­liant!”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one who thinks it’s this an­swer jump up and say, “I’m not so bril­liant, yet.”
(no­body moves)
Pro­fes­sor: Every­one else jump up and say, “I’m in­hib­it­ed!”

Or­gan­ic Chem­istry Class
Texas Luther­an Uni­ver­si­ty

Over­heard by: Kim­ber­ly