Archive for the ‘Texas’ Category

Clap If You Be­lieve She’ll Re­gret This

Fe­male stu­dent #1: What does your tat­too mean?
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Courage.
Fe­male stu­dent #1: I want to get a tat­too!
Fe­male stu­dent #2: What do you want to get?
Fe­male stu­dent #1: Across my back I want a fairy… wear­ing lin­gerie.
Fe­male stu­dent #2: Oh… Okay… That would be nice…

Hous­ton Com­mu­ni­ty Col­lege
Hous­ton, Texas

The Cor­rect An­swer: What­ev­er You Want — I Love You

Woman: I told you, I will not use Downy fab­ric soft­en­er ever again. Pick some­thing else!
Boyfriend: What? ‘Cause it says ‘April Fresh’? Oh, come on!
Woman: I don’t want any­thing with your ex-girl­friend’s name on it. I’m not gonna be re­mind­ed of April every damn time I do laun­dry.

Big 8 Gro­cery Store
El Pa­so, Texas