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But I Can

Ug­ly girl: So, what if I, like, texted him and said, ‘If you come out with us, I’ll have sex with you’?
Friend: You can’t do that.

Quin­cy Mar­ket bath­room
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: Care

I Was All, “But I’m Tex­ting You!”

Young col­lege girl #1: How was your date last night?
Young col­lege girl #2: Okay. I don’t think I’m go­ing out with him again, though.
Young col­lege girl #1: Why?
Young col­lege girl #2: He was weird. He asked me to quit tex­ting while we were hav­ing din­ner.
Young col­lege girl #1: Rude!

Fayet­teville, Arkansas

Your Ed­i­tors Have a Soft Spot for Girls Who Say “Suit­ors”

Slut­ty look­ing girl: I want to send a bul­letin to all my male suit­ors: “you will not be get­ting in­to my pants by tex­ting me and ask­ing me to give you a back mas­sage. The bum who told me god did a beau­ti­ful job mak­ing my legs this morn­ing had a bet­ter chance.”

Ogilvie Train Sta­tion
Chica­go, Illi­nois