Archive for the ‘Threats’ Category

And I Do Mean Everything

Boy #1: I’m gonna take out my iPhone and post these pictures on YouTube.
Boy #2: You can’t post photos on YouTube.
Boy #1: Fine, I’ll post them on Facebook.
Boy #2: You don’t have a Facebook.
Boy #1: I’ll e‑mail them to your mom. She posts everything on Facebook.

Central Islip, New York

Overheard by: Val

When You Work for the City, You Take What Fun You Can Get

India-Indian conductor: We will need to stand by in just a few minutes for some maintenance work. We’re having some problems with the brakes, and they will need to be checked… Actually, they’re really not working… At all. [Everyone exchanges looks when doors instantly close and train pulls out of station, rounding the next corner at high speed.] 

Chicago El, Brown Line
Chicago, Illinois

Overheard by: Comforting words