Archive for the ‘Threats’ Category

I Don’t Care If You Are My Grandma.

Man on cell: What? You calling me fat pussy? I will punch you in the face!

Boston, Massachusetts

What Really Happened at Hiroshima

Hungry person: I would sacrifice a million Asians for 10-dollar sushi.

http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/03/01/thats-actually-the-going-exchange-rate/

But Is It Worth Having to See The Bucket List?

Dude: If you don’t come along, I’ll have your first-born child sodomized. By a moose.

Marist College
Poughkeepsie, New York

Overheard by: Russ

That’s the Last Time Mommy Is Taking You to Work

Four-year-old boy, singing: I’m gonna piss in your mouth, I’m gonna piss on your head…
Mom: Sweetie, who are you talking to?
Four-year-old boy: You.
Mom: Oh, okay.

Publix grocery store
Florida

Overheard by: Amused yet appalled

For Love, Apparently

Little girl: I need a knife.
Concerned mother: What? Why?
Little girl: So I can cut your fingers off!
Concerned mother: Ashley*! Now, that’s not nice!
Little girl: But I’m hungry!

Old Navy
Plainville, Connecticut

Because We’ve Dipped Their Stingers in Smallpox

Library staff: Ladies and gentlemen, Mugar Library is closing in five minutes. However, the first and second floor will be open for all-night studying purposes. If you are on the third, fourth, fifth or sixth floors you must relocate or leave immediately. We are releasing the killer bees. I hope you’ve been vaccinated.

Boston University Library
Massachusetts

Overheard by: Burkey