Archive for the ‘Thugs’ Category

Eliot Spitzer’s next big tar­get

Thugette: Yo, I think Di­et Coke got some nico­tine in it, ’cause I can’t stop drink­ing it!
Thug: Yeah, for re­al. They still must be puttin’ some coke in that jank.
Passer­by: It’s called caf­feine.

9th & M Streets
Wash­ing­ton, DC

Over­heard by: Eri­ka

Can You Pic­ture Martha Stew­art on a Pub­lic Bus?

Thug #1: Why the hell are you go­ing all the way to back of the train car? Why don’t we sit in the front like that Martha Stew­art woman?
Thug #2: What the fuck are you talk­ing about Martha Stew­art?
Thug #1: You know, she stood up for her­self on the bus? Wait, who was that? Not Martha Stew­art?

Or­ange Line at Down­town Cross­ing
Boston, Mass­a­chu­setts

Over­heard by: drunk­bi­girls