Hungover conference attendee: Ugh, it’s early.
Appalled conference attendee, scooting chair away: You smell like a dead hooker covered in alcoholic bum piss. And avocado.
Conference Center
Las Vegas, Nevada
Archive for the ‘Time Management’ Category
Now Kindly Fasten Your Seat Belts in Case the Doors Fly Off
Stewardess: Sorry for the delay, ladies and gentlemen. The first two planes we tried didn’t work, so this is the third one and we made it here okay…so, so far, so good!
Airport Runway
Cabo San Lucas
Mexico
Goddamn Lungfish!
Property professor: They’re only on the land about 25 days a year, and they get full possession? ‘What the fuck?!’ as they say!
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Overheard by: sa
In the World Of Work, 8 A.M. Is Like Noon
Freshman, before 8 am final: My internal alarm clock was like, “Dude, I didn’t fucking go off!”
Burlington, Vermont
Which Explains Our 1980’s Haircuts
Sophomore #1: I mean, I don’t really keep up with current events that much.
Sophomore #2: You need watch the news. Seriously. It’s the twentieth century.
High School
Kentucky
Overheard by: Oh, high school
A Girl Who Wears Her Thong As a Headband Has No Shame
Girl: She came in at 5:30 in the morning. Is she like trying to beat the walk of shame rush?
University of Florida
By the Prince’s Attorney in Cross-Examination
Single mom: And what happens to Cinderella at midnight?
Eight-year-old son: She gets destroyed!
Disneyland
Anaheim, California
…After Faking Your Orgasm
Guy with cigarette: I have to go home to my girlfriend.
Friend: Just fuck her for ten minutes and then meet me in the bar.
Munich
Germany
Overheard by: How romantic…
Can I Get a High Five? Anybody? Anybody?
Man with sons and wife: We made good time. Only took an hour.
Wife, getting angry: Would you stop letting people know how ignorant you really are?
Man: So what? We did the Louvre in 45 minutes.
Reina Sofia Museum
Madrid
Spain
Overheard by: amy abes
Get Me Some Of That Time-Travel Pussy
Law student: I can’t wait for the future, man… I’m going to specialize in time travel law!
St. Paul, Minnesota
Overheard by: Minneapolitan
