Archive for the ‘Tourist attractions’ Category

I Like to Think Of It As Adding a Little More Magic to the Kingdom

Male golfer to 20-something son and his girlfriend: See, that’s the problem golfing with a female. If there are no women here, the world is your toilet!

The Magnolia Golf Course, DisneyWorld
Orlando, Florida

If You Get Kidnapped, What Happens to the Child Support, Huh?

Woman to child: I’m not responsible for knowing where you are. It’s not my job to watch you. You need to be responsible and know where I’m at.

Aquarium
Atlanta, Georgia

Overheard by: Really?

What Kind Of a Boy Gives Hugs, Anyway?

Man to son, coming out of restroom: After what you tried to do to Tigger I’m not sure if you deserve that.

Disney World
Orlando, Florida

Overheard by: Tracy

Is My Little Brother Getting Sober?

Frat boy to another: Dude, why do we always act like such assholes?

National Zoo
Washington, DC

Overheard by: keeeeem

Now I Go to the Nursing Home and Do That to Grandma

Mom passing rows of whole fish: When I was a little girl, I used to poke their raw eyeballs with my finger!
Little boy: Wow!

Pike Market
Seattle, Washington

Overheard by: wow indeed

But I Don’t Know Why the Caged Bird Sings!

Mother pushing stroller with three small boys at her side: Your brother asked you a question. Now answer it or stop talking!

Valley Fair
Shakopee, Minnesota

Especially With Their Eyes Shut

Guy: If someone was legally blind, it would be really hard for them to see in here.

Revenge of the Mummy ride, Universal Studios
Orlando, Florida

Why Twitter Was Invented

Guy on cell walking past elephants: I’m watching elephants pour shit on their heads. Yeah, I’m watching elephants pour shit on their heads. Okay. Bye.

Busch Gardens
Tampa Bay, Florida