I Think You’d Be Surprised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you worried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not really.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a fleshlight really counts as sodomy.

Grand Avenue
Saint Louis, Missouri

Overheard by: Confused Dyke On The Corner

They Are Currently in Place

Well-dressed man to female companion, in crowded tasting room: Did you remember the dildo?
Elegant lady companion: Yes, I brought both of them.

Napa Valley wine Auction
St. Helena, California

Best. Wedding. Ever.

Girl to friend: I distinctly remember him saying “I still have the dildo up my ass.”

UCLA
Los Angeles, California

But My Anal Beads Respond Better to The Cure

Chick #1, perusing CDs: The Ramones? I’ve never really listened to them. Are they any good?
Chick #2: Oh, yeah, I listen to them all the time when I’m using my vibrator!

http://overheardina2.blogspot.com/2007/03/hot-for-ramones.html

Overheard by: chris

I Promise the Social Worker Isn’t Watching

Oblivious 12-year-old in pool, surrounded by floaty toys: Hey, hold my noodle while I mount this whale.

Victoria
Canadia

If Charles Dickens Had Gone to College in Florida

Girl: It was a land of chocolate and a land of Lego. It was glorious.
Random guy, walking by: Glorious!

University of Central Florida

And Can You Wear Your Leather Pants Again?

(five-year-old girl tries to hit puppy with a toy)
Step-mom: I’m gonna hit you with that toy.
Five-year-old girl: How hard?

Fresno, California

The Type Of Question That Should Be on the SATs

Teenage boy to school friend: Dude, why would you buy a pocket vagina and not use it?

High School
Hartford, Connecticut

Overheard by: Murray

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

Hot chick: I’m having a fantasia party; I made it a facebook event: Are you going to come?
Clueless girl: Whats a fantasia party?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks only, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clueless girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clueless girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tupperware party ‑only with dildos!

Ottawa
Ontario
Canadia

Overheard by: Make Mine 9 Inches!

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are browsing a table full of random items for sale at a Christian thrift store at a local church.]Girl #1: This candle holder would probably feel great inside my pussy.
Girl #2, barely startled: Haha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothenburg
Sweden

Overheard by: Donny Boots

Overheard Everywhere

Archive for the ‘Toys’ Category

I Think You’d Be Surprised

They Are Currently in Place

Best. Wedding. Ever.

But My Anal Beads Respond Better to The Cure

I Promise the Social Worker Isn’t Watching

If Charles Dickens Had Gone to College in Florida

And Can You Wear Your Leather Pants Again?

The Type Of Question That Should Be on the SATs

If You Require Further Explanation, You Definitely Need to Attend.

And Don’t Even Get Me Started on This Banana Lamp