Archive for the ‘Toys’ Category

I Think You’d Be Sur­prised

Cute queer #1: Yeah, but aren’t you wor­ried about the sodomy laws around there?
Cute queer #2: No, not re­al­ly.
Cute queer #1: My god, why not?
Cute queer #2: I don’t think that a flesh­light re­al­ly counts as sodomy.

Grand Av­enue
Saint Louis, Mis­souri

Over­heard by: Con­fused Dyke On The Cor­ner

If You Re­quire Fur­ther Ex­pla­na­tion, You Def­i­nite­ly Need to At­tend.

Hot chick: I’m hav­ing a fan­ta­sia par­ty; I made it a face­book event: Are you go­ing to come?
Clue­less girl: Whats a fan­ta­sia par­ty?
Hot chick: Its for like chicks on­ly, you hang out, drink and buy naughty stuff.
Clue­less girl: I don’t get it?
Hot chick: What’s there to get? You come to my place, get drunk and buy sexy, naughty things?
Clue­less girl: I still don’t get it.
Hot chick: Holy fuck! Its like a Tup­per­ware par­ty ‑on­ly with dil­dos!

Ot­tawa
On­tario
Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Make Mine 9 Inch­es!

And Don’t Even Get Me Start­ed on This Ba­nana Lamp

[Two 18-year-old girls are brows­ing a ta­ble full of ran­dom items for sale at a Chris­t­ian thrift store at a lo­cal church.]Girl #1: This can­dle hold­er would prob­a­bly feel great in­side my pussy.
Girl #2, bare­ly star­tled: Ha­ha. Yeah.
Girl #1: Ooh, this shirt is nice!

Gothen­burg
Swe­den

Over­heard by: Don­ny Boots