Archive for the ‘Tweens’ Category

When She Lies on Her Back, She Makes a Great Snack Tray

Tween girl #1: I have to tell you some­thing — I don’t think Rachel is that hot.
Tween girl #2: Oh my god, I’m so glad you said that, ’cause I’m afraid to talk to peo­ple about her be­cause every­one thinks she is so pret­ty.
Tween girl #1: They were do­ing this rat­ing thing where they rate peo­ple on a scale, and Ryan gave her a sev­en.
Tween girl #2: She is to­tal­ly not a sev­en — her boobs are in­vert­ed.

Pre­mier Oaks Movie The­ater
Mel­bourne, Flori­da

Over­heard by: *shakes head*

He Just Makes Gay Porn

13-year-old blonde: So then he was all “I told you it was­n’t mine!“
13-year-old brunette: Ohmigod, how could he do that?
13-year-old blonde: I know! It was, like, “did you or did­n’t you sleep with him?” He’s not even gay!

Cana­dia

Over­heard by: Lau­ra