Lady on cell: Just because she’s wearing big-girl panties doesn’t mean she’s not your baby.
Target
Midwest City, Okahoma
Lady on cell: Just because she’s wearing big-girl panties doesn’t mean she’s not your baby.
Target
Midwest City, Okahoma
Ambiguous boy, yelling to friend across hall: And no pictures of me without pants!
High School
Nashville, Tennessee
Woman on cell in department store: She’s probably trading food for underwear.
Cincinnati, Ohio
Overheard by: Leslie
Four-year-old boy: I said, all I want is underwear!
Banana Republic
Smithfield, North Carolina
Overheard by: Bryan
Girl #1: I saw her panties.
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Oh, they were off of her, not on her.
Woodbridge, Virginia
Girl, about teacher: He kept bending over in front of my desk. And he was wearing these tie-dye boxers, and they were hanging out of his pants. Except it looked like a thong. Like, there was a thong line. So, yeah, he might have been wearing a thong.
Girl #2: Maybe it’s like a weird, secret guy thing. The top looks like boxers but the rest is a thong.
Girl #1: Yeah.
High School
Columbia, Missouri
Female college student: Why are you wearing underwear? I don’t wear underwear. I’m a dancer. You are not a dancer. What are you even doing here? You’re not a real dancer. You’re an elf. And you’re going to wear panties like an elf.
Chicago, Illinois
Whiny girl to female friend, showing a polka-dotted bra: Come on! I’m trying to show you my boobs!
Boy, lifting his shirt: The only boobs she wants to see are mine!
Eugene, Oregon
Girl #1: So, I wore your underwear the other day.
Girl #2: Well, at least they were clean. I just washed them.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/413280217/her-fingers-are-crossed-behind-her-back.html
Overheard by: mitch
(walking past Victoria’s Secret PINK)
Goth #1: Dude, that place sells, like, sexy lingerie for 14-year-olds.
Goth #2: Awesome, dude!
Old Orchard Mall
Skokie, Illinois
Hat Tip 🎩 to The Marketing Scientist