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I’ve Been Wait­ing for the Per­fect Time to Share That with You.

Soror­i­ty girl #1: Are you gonna go?
Soror­i­ty girl #2: Like, I don’t know. Like, I think I’m gonna go.
Soror­i­ty girl #3: Like, I think I’m gonna go, but like I don’t know yet.
Soror­i­ty girl #2: Oh my god, like af­ter I came back from Ve­gas, I gained some weight, so like I took Adder­all for like two days!

UT
Austin, Texas

The Butt End Of the Mis­sis­sip­pi Al­i­men­ta­ry Canal

Ho­tel concierge: So, how did you en­joy The Big Easy?
Tourist la­dy: Oh, New Or­leans is a won­der­ful city. I just wish I knew what it smelled like…
Drunk guy: “Ass.” That’s the word your look­ing for. The city smells like ass.

Bour­bon Street
New Or­leans, Louisiana