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…By Ly­ing

Guy #1: I was sup­posed to in­ter­view my grand­ma for my so­ci­ol­o­gy project, but I did­n’t. I’m go­ing to have to like, make up her life right now.
Guy #2: Why did­n’t you in­ter­view her?
Guy #1: Well, she lives in Ore­gon, and you know, the time change…
Guy #2: Dude, there’s no time change from here to Ore­gon.
Guy #1: I know that, shut up! I’m try­ing to make my­self feel bet­ter.

Uni­ver­si­ty of Wash­ing­ton
Seat­tle, Wash­ing­ton

Over­heard by: Beat­rice

The On­ly Japan­ese She Knows In­volves Gum­my Can­dies

Girl #1: Did you know that the Play­tex tam­pon head­quar­ters are lo­cat­ed in Dover, Delaware?
Girl #2: Did you wikipedia it? I’m a Tam­pax gal, my­self.
Girl #1: No, I read it on my box of Play­tex sport. I was learn­ing French by trans­lat­ing the tox­ic shock warn­ing la­bels.
Girl #2: You’re my fa­vorite.

Art In­sti­tute of Philadel­phia
Philadel­phia, Penn­syl­va­nia

Ap­par­ent­ly She Did­n’t Know That, Ei­ther.

Sev­en-year-old girl with speech im­ped­i­ment: I told every­one in class I was go­ing to the Ken­tucky Der­by.
Moth­er: Did peo­ple know what the Der­by was?
Sev­en-year-old girl: Ali­cia did­n’t! She was like “what is the Der­by?” but every­one else in the class knew!
Moth­er: Well, that is be­cause she is from Rus­sia.
Sev­en-year-old girl: And New Hamp­shire.
Moth­er: She’s from Rus­sia.
Sev­en-year-old girl: And New Hampshire?…I told her I was sor­ry she was adopt­ed.

South­west Flight above Chica­go, Illi­nois