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So of Course I’m Bummed That They’ll All Burn in a Lake of Hell­fire

Mor­mon girl: When I grow up, I want to cel­e­brate Chanukah! I mean, I just like Jews. I like Jew food, Jew noses, Jew hair styles… Oh my gosh, I love those curly bangs! I just want to pull one and watch it go “sproinnnnng!”

IHOP
Salt Lake City, Utah

Over­heard by: I’m Jew­ish, but sur­pris­ing­ly NOT of­fend­ed…