Archive for the ‘Uterus’ Category

Mine Just Tells Me to Burn Things.

Moth­er to teenage daugh­ter: Are you sure you don’t want any­thing?
Skin­ny teenage daugh­ter: Nah. (shrugs) My uterus is­n’t hap­py.
(moth­er rais­es a quizzi­cal eye­brow)
Skin­ny teenage daugh­ter: It’s all like: “hel­lo, I’m a uterus, and I’m go­ing to bloat my way through for awhile, and push Ms Stom­ach or­gan out through Ms Belly­but­ton.“
Moth­er: Oh.

Burg­er King
Man­hat­tan, New York

Over­heard by: i just work here…