Girl #1: Ew! Are you gonna ask her tonight? You gonna ask her?
Girl #2: What?
Girl #1: Why she has a huge fucking bush!
Girl #2: Oh, for sure!
McGill University
Montreal
Canadia
Archive for the ‘Vagina’ Category
Ummm… No
Chubby goth girl (gasping): Oh, shit! (spills her coffee)
Skinny punk chick: Did you burn yourself?
Chubby goth girl: No, but I bet my snatch smells like chocolate now.
Skinny punk chick: That’s sexy.
Starbucks
Lakeport, California
It Really Doesn’t Age Well
Guy to another: Don’t shake my hand, dude, it’s still got pussy on it!
Men’s Bathroom
Bar, Alabama
Overheard by: So glad I don’t live here anymore
I Hate When They Do It While You’re Driving, and You Can’t See the Road
Frustrated gamer playing The Legend of Zelda: Did you see that? She’s such a slut! Her vagina was just totally up in link’s face. And he’s like, twelve. Why are women like that all the time?
University of Massachusetts
Overheard by: the girl in the corner cramming for finals
Brand Recognition Is So Important
Girl: In case they forget our names, they’re right here on our vaginas.
1280 Peachtree Street
Atlanta, Georgia
Best. Birthday Party. Ever.
Teen boy to girl: No! It was an Indian! And it was not vagina soup!
Danby, New York
I Always Muted the TV When President Bush Came on
Girl to guy: Do you really not know what a vagina sounds like?
Temple University
Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Sean Mc
So Gay Men Aren’t the Target Demograpic for That?
Straight girl: So then we were making out, and it was really good…
Gay guy #1: Wait, isn’t this story supposed to be about how good he was at going down on you?
Straight girl: Oh, I’m getting there.
Gay guy #2: Yeah, okay, but this is really taking too long. Get to the point.
Gay guy #1: Seriously. I mean, we don’t really like hearing about straight hookups anyway. It’s gross. We’re just humoring you.
Guy guy #3: This is like the longest pussy-eating story I’ve heard all day.
San Francisco, California
Overheard by: TMI
Nothing to Offer but Blood, Toil, Tears and Sweat
Goth girl: My vagina’s sweating.
Goth boy: They really do that? I thought it was a myth. Man, I’m glad I don’t have one of those.
Congress Avenue and Barton Springs Road
Austin, Texas
Cunt Remember a Thing
Pretty black girlfriend with super long hair: I have no vaginal memory.
Cornell University
Ithaca, New York
