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Not When You’re in Them

Stu­dent #1: Did you end up tak­ing her to Sea­World or Busch Gar­dens or some­thing?
Stu­dent #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Stu­dent #1: See, I think that’s kinky.

Michi­gan State Uni­ver­si­ty
Michi­gan

We Can Bond by Watch­ing the Footage To­geth­er Lat­er

Mom: A 21-year-old girl from Oshkosh died to­day, but they aren’t say­ing how.
Col­lege daugh­ter: A house blew up this morn­ing… Well, a mo­bile home, ac­tu­al­ly.
Mom: And it killed that 21-year-old girl?!
Col­lege daugh­ter: Well, no. They’re un­re­lat­ed. Ac­tu­al­ly, I’m just try­ing to up­stage you… But a house re­al­ly did blow up.

Ap­ple­ton, Wis­con­sin