Fancy girl #1: Oh my god, getting hit by a car is totally my favorite activity.
Fancy girl #2: Really? Mine is shopping.
http://www.overheardatmcgill.com/archives/2007/07/19/dammit-why-do-we-always-argue-about-what-to-do/
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They’re All Just So Ignorant, Y’Know?
Man #1: I hate the Middle East.
Man #2: Yeah. We should just nuke that island.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/324358535/i‑love-geography.html
Overheard by: amazed and frightened
It’s So Hard to Find Cheap Storage in the City
Guy reading iPhone: IT sez here some gal in Fort Meyers was arrested and later found to have a knife hidden in her vagina.
Friend: I could go with that…
Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Café con leche
…Steak Knives Are Much More Effective.
Mommy: Let’s not attack mommy with a fork.
Salem, Oregon
Overheard by: lauraf
I’m Unfamiliar With That Game
Preschool boy: Can I play with you?
Preschool girl: Come near me and I’ll stab you.
Playground
New South Wales
Australia
Overheard by: courtney
Not When You’re in Them
Student #1: Did you end up taking her to SeaWorld or Busch Gardens or something?
Student #2: Naw, man, I told you — she set all my clothes on fire!
Student #1: See, I think that’s kinky.
Michigan State University
Michigan
…For Being So Gay.
Oversexed frat boy at house party: Yeah! We’re gonna shoot ’em with our sperm cannons!
Providence, Rhode Island
Overheard by: Katie M
That’s the Last Time I’ll Have an Orgy with a Family of Klutzes
Large woman: Your dad kicked me in the head!
Scrawny boyfriend: What?
Large woman: And then you kicked me in the head!
Fredericton, New Brunswick
Canadia
Overheard by: Marg
Some Children Don’t Blend Well
Little girl to friend: You little… Butter, I’m going to whip you up until you smell like rotten juice!
Park Playground
Tacoma, Washington
I Remember the First Time I Felt the Sting for Forceable Intercourse and the Warmth Of Dirt…
Tour guide: The vestal virgins would be raped and buried alive if they were no longer virgins. If they let the fire go out, they would just be buried alive.
Tourist: I dunno if that’s any better.
Little old Japanese woman: Hey, at least the first way you get some thrills.
Colosseum
Rome
Italy
