Girl #1: There are these bees in Asia, and they like shoot venom at you and it like eats your skin or something.
Girl #2: Wow, that’s crazy, man! Remind me never to go to Africa.
High School
Scottsdale, Arizona
Archive for the ‘Violence’ Category
The Five-Second Rule Absolutely Applies to Boobs
Girl on birth control: I think my boobs grew!
Friend, grabbing her boob: Really?!
Girl’s boyfriend, slapping friend’s hand away: Hey, hey, too long!
Jersey City, New Jersey
Save That Kind of Behavior for Old Navy
Queer #1: He punched him in the face right in the middle of Banana Republic.
Queer #2: That is so damn rude.
University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill
Chapel Hill, North Carolina
Suppose He’ll Object to Playing with a White Ball?
Skinny Asian kid buying 24-pack of Keystone Light, to friend: I dunno man. I’ve never played beer pong against a black dude before.
http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/overheardinminneapolis/~3/379793885/you-dont-know-what-youre-missing.html
Overheard by: Ian
But She Didn’t Use Their Blood As Paint This Time!
Sober girl: Look, all I’m saying is, I wouldn’t fucking mess with her. She’s clinically insane.
Drunk girl: But you know, I think she’s really smart. There are those people, you know, that are so smart they’re like actually crazy… Real mental, and we just think they’re weird, but they’re not! They have like, an IQ of 200!
Sober girl: You do realize that she drew pictures of her friends decapitated, right?
Wellington
New Zealand
Overheard by: Were they talking about the same person?
They Both Swear They’re Straight
Middle aged man: Hey, Jesse! Wanna wrestle?
Shirtless young man: I’ll wrestle you if you give me a Jägerbomb!
Middle aged man: You better hurry, we’re running out!
Traverse City, Michigan
The Clerks There Have Turned It into an Annual Sporting Event
Haughty woman: Oh yeah, he’s getting a divorce.
Friend: Why?
Haughty woman: She stalks him ever since he left. She followed him into Walgreens and tried to beat him down with a toilet scrubber!
Indianapolis, Indiana
Overheard by: I would want a divorce too…
Oooh — And Graphic Intolerance!
Mom: No, that’s not an appropriate video, either.
14-year-old son: What about this one? It’s Christian. It only has violence in it!
Blockbuster
Liberty, Missouri
Overheard by: blockbuster lurker
I’d Totally Do That If It’d Make Me Young Again
Middle-aged woman, about teenager: She’s so beautiful. She could be a model. (pause) I want to run her over with my car.
Bellingham, Washington
But It’s Just a Cornish Game Hen
Professor: It must seem like I’m beating you over the head with a frozen chicken breast.
Hartford, Connecticut
Overheard by: Claire
