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In­stead, I’ll Dis­cuss Your Pain With This Com­plete Stranger

Boyfriend to gas sta­tion at­ten­dant: She slept with the en­tire foot­ball team in high school.
Girl­friend: Maybe, but I still would­n’t have slept with you.
Boyfriend: Yeah? Re­al­ly? How’s your butt feel? Ha! I haven’t even told my friends about that yet!

Rich­mond, Vir­ginia

Damnit, Now My Chair’s All Wet

Su­per nerd #1: You look tired.
Su­per nerd #2: Yea…
Su­per nerd #1: I bet you were up till three AM play­ing World of War­craft.
Su­per nerd #2: Yeah…
Su­per nerd #1: Yeah, I just got the new patch. It’s down­load­ing right now. Its an 80-gig patch… I mean, 80-meg patch.
Su­per nerd #2: Phew! [Pant­i­ng] Don’t do that to me!

Vir­ginia Tech
Blacks­burg, Vir­ginia