Archive for the ‘Virginia’ Category

Give It Time

Teen girl #1: I heard this place is full of snakes and dead people.
Teen girl #2: Yeah, well, it’s not a mall!

James River
Richmond, Virginia

I Catalog Them by Penis Size and Strange Bodily Features

Redhead: You seriously don’t know where Bruce Willis was born?
Brunette: No.
Redhead: I can tell you where half the actors I’m in love with were born.
Brunette: Honey, I can’t even tell you where half the men I’ve slept with were born.
Redhead: That’s true.
Brunette: Hell, I’m lucky if I remember their last names.

Fredericksburg, Virginia