Archive for the ‘Virginia’ Category

But All You Re­al­ly Need Is Some Con­ceal­er and a Dream

Girl #1: So when is that thing you guys are do­ing?
Girl #2: Oh my god! You have to go! We’re all go­ing to get naked and walk around cam­pus all day.
Girl #1: I hon­est­ly would, but I have tat­toos in some re­al­ly un­con­ven­tion­al places.
Girl #2: Oh, I un­der­stand to­tal­ly.

Chem Lab, William and Mary
Williams­burg, Vir­ginia

Hard­ly Worse Than Get­ting Dick-Poked Be­fore Birth

[hus­band and wife are push­ing stroller through the mall. Sud­den­ly an­oth­er man rush­es up and picks the hus­band up, twirling him around while every­one cracks up]Man, look­ing over at child: Wow, that would be a re­al­ly awk­ward first mem­o­ry!

Spot­syl­va­nia Towne Cen­tre
Fred­er­icks­burg, Vir­ginia

Over­heard by: That Girl In The Kiosk